Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Things I’d love to say out loud

Really you’re penciling in your eyebrows. What happened did your hand slip when you were shaving your legs?

You actually think I care about your stupid drama. Put your big girl pants on and deal with it.

If you don’t think the meteorologist is doing a good job then you go to school and trying predicting nature. Let’s see how the hell you do jackass.

Really you thought that having that many kids was a good idea. Did your doctor or anyone else tall you that your uterus may fall out?

It takes a special person to take all that time to extreme coupon. Who has the time for that? I mean really when do you have time to do anything else.

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