I’m 49 and I am on Tik Tok

Yes you read that title right. I am addicted to Tik Tok at the age of 49. It all started last summer to help my cousins daughter out. See she wants to become Tik Tok famous. So I created an account and followed her. I like her videos and I made a few. Then over the past month I made quite a few more and some how I know have a few more followers than her. Who knew that people liked watching me trying to catch chicken nuggets on a Snapchat filter.

Another round of Things I’d love to say

So, your back hurts because of your chair.  Well stupid take off the pillow that’s strapped to back of it and that might help.

Why are you asking me if its mine when my name it on it?  Of course, it is, please get your eyes checked.

I like you just fine when you’re not always asking me how to close your browser.

Hey dumbass, use a turn signal and I might let you into traffic. 

Hey kids, the Adults will take over all social media.  Suck it up because we see how much fun Tik Tok really is and want to be all up in your business.

Really you have been having iPad issues every day since we last talked months ago and you just now say something.  Yes, certain things we can see but you have to tell us you are having an issue, since we don’t spy on you all the time.

Yes, I call my sparkly self out on shit before you take this personally.  Because I know you’ll try to sling some shit back at me.  If you do please make sure its fake and full of glitter.