Thursday, May 21, 2020

To whom it may concern quarantine


To whom it may concern:

I am don't this with quarantine shit.  I am one of the ones who knows how to wash my hands and stay 6 feet away.  Hell I even know what a shower is and I always stay away from the idiots.  So please open up the pools for us.  Why you ask.  Because all you ass hats in charge have taken away everything else from us and our immune systems won't be able to fight the common cold much less all the stupid people in the world.  Or anyone else for that matter that we don't want to deal with.

Yes. I know this letter will piss people off and I could fall into the idiot group.  But I am ok with that.  So don't get your underwear in a bunch over someone you don't know.  You worry about you.  Because we have done our sparkly duty and it's time to move on and solve other issues.  Like how to make it rain glitter.

So go and have some laughs over on TikTok.  Of course I'm there being stupid or fucking funny as shit.  So find me @oneblondebraincell.  What did you expect?  Something original like Unicorn.

Peace out and keep sparkling.



Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Not done with Jumanji and I did it to myself

Well, I guess I am not done playing Jumanji.  I added another level myself.  The hamster wheel aka the bike.  I don't know what I was thinking when I went a purchased a bike 10 days ago. After about 6 rides on the wheel my ass is still screaming at me.  Nothing else is yelling out in pain and my ass is not yelling in farts either.

So I am not sure what I was thinking adding that level into mix.  I just hope my TikToks come alive as another level.

Peace out and keep sparkling