Monday, July 30, 2018

My brain does not have a microchip in it


Really you’re going to say thank you then hang up as I am in the middle saying you’re welcome.  Where is your phone etiquette?  Not to mention if you need something specific changed on an item.  Telling me with beads but not telling me the exact color is not our fault.  Especially if it comes with purple beads and you want us to change it to pink beads.  State that you want it changed to pink beads.  Not everybody that takes orders has over 1000 items memorized.

People slow down a little bit.  With all this technology we forgot that other people’s brains do not have any microchips in them.  We need to realize that others may need to research things if they don’t know off the top of their head.  For me I’d rather give them the time to research rather than give a half ass answer that’s only partly correct.  So if you’d rather have a half assed answer that’s fine because I will give it to you, but don’t turn it around on me.

Take a deep breath and enjoy life.  Because in the end you only have one. 

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Piercing fingers...what the fudge is wrong with us


Back in the day having your ears pierced once was a big deal.  Then when you had them done twice you were just cool.  I managed to get my pieced 5 times.  Yes, each ear.  I was in my 20s when I got my 4th and 5th and since then those have closed.  The next phases were the nose, bellybuttons, nipples and the private parts.  Really people the private parts.  No thank you.  If I am not pushing a baby the size of a watermelon out of it then I am not piercing it.  Not to mention something can get stuck on it or it will rip the condom and here comes the watermelon shooting out after that debacle.  Then the lips and eyebrows get pierced.  There’s chains hanging from these all over the body.

Now I’m seeing people getting their ring fingers pierced.  What the fudge?!?!  What you don’t want to wear a wedding band so you don’t get a tan line?  Tan lines are great.  What do you have against them?  They haven’t done anything to you.  So wear that ring peeps. 

What the fudge we were born with holes why are we adding hundreds more.