Christmas letter 2021

 Happy Holidays from the Blonde Brain Cells.  Since the entire world has been shut down due to the Corona beer virus, I was traveling the universe visiting the kids.  I went to Pluto to help Billy Bob build skateboards.  He expanded his line to include one that can fly and go under water.  He's been traveling light years away to get needles to all the squirrels in space.

Ursula is still a piece of sand but she has moved to a mansion down in the Mariana trench.  She is an Uber driver there and also produces spaceships there.Skippy the golden retriever is still in the grooming business,  He has expanded to grooming elephants, gnats, and wine corks.  Since loosing all the oil on Pluto he has made a ton of money exporting feminine products to space.  What?  It helps the meteors crash land into the castles in fish tanks

As of now none of the kits have the beer virus.  But they do have the air virus.  So they when they come to earth they walk around with TVs in their ears and rockets on their feet.  

Until next year, be weird.

Way too much

I’m working 2 jobs plus school and I’m not freaking out. It seems like I find the one person who has 1 job and freaks out about the littlest things. I stopped that shit long time ago. About the time I realized everybody has different things that happen to them. Those people I just look at and laugh or say some stupid shit to egg them. What it’s fun?  Lol

So yes it’s too much for me but it’s getting darker out now and I’m at least busy and not being blonde. 

It’s that time and I did a thing

 Yup it’s that time and I did a thing. The holiday season is around the corner and I went and applied for a part time job. Like I don’t have enough going on: a full time job, taking a class, and laying on the couch watching mindless tv. What the pool is closed so I needed something to do. Well besides making TikToks and occasionally blasting my Younique link out. 

So watch out world I’m ready. Ready for what is to be determined. Rich would be good. 

For all the face planters

 I have been known to face plant a few times in my life. Once was at a fest where my toe was bleeding and I couldn’t walk to the first aid tent for a band aid so the paramedics came and took care of it. When the ladies at work heard about it they were joking it was a great way to pick up a hot firefighter. So a few years later 2020 to be exact I tripped going into the hospital for my mammogram. So I tell the ladies at work and they were like trying to pick up another paramedic. I said no I was going a hot doctors because they have more money. That made the whole office laugh. 

So it’s all in how you look at faceplanting. I wasn’t seriously hurt in either fall. 

Go ahead and try to scam me

 The world of scammers.  I just recently joined Younique, mainly because I love their makeup and I have no issues wearing it.  So, I get an email from someone saying their daughter is getting married, they are deaf and they don’t use credit/debit cards.  It was a whole sob story and she said that she’d send a cashiers check/certified check.  I replied with I do not accept them, because of all the scammers that pull scams this way.  I suggested that she could get a visa gift card and pay that way on the website.  Yes, it is not my first rodeo on this scan.  Which I have never fell for in the past, so I haven’t heard back from the person.  Crazy ass people need to stop scamming.  Of course, they won’t because they will come up with another scam, like being blind.

Rain and things I want to say.

 Dude.  Of course, it is louder in the office.  You put your hearing aids in.

Why yes, my picture is sideways on some sites.  It’s fun to see people that way when they visit my some of my social media sites.

 

With all the rain that the Chicagoland area has been getting I am going to turn the bike aka the hamster wheel into a boat.  What it could be done.  I just need to make sure that the wheels are in the water so they can propel me forward.  I’ll also install a roof on it so I don’t get wet.  Wait that kind of sounds like a paddle boat.  

Almost back to normal after the scuba suit

Well, hello again.  It has been a while since I have blogged.  With family medical issues and this whole pandemic bullshit I have not been blogging.  Then during all that, I found the time sucker TikTok.  It’s more of a time sucker that Facebook.  I could sit there and watch videos all day.  Plus, there is a wide range of people on it.  So, you really have a good laugh at some of them.

 

I hope everyone is well and getting back to normal.  Especially now that the crazies are letting up on the masks and hazmat suits.  For a period of time, I was wearing a scuba suit.

 

Now back to our regularly scheduled programs.

I may be a speed limit sign

As many people during the pandemic I hit a milestone age. I turned a speed limit sign. I don’t feel like I’m going 50 more like 30. Not to mention I don’t feel like I am mature with the tik toks I make.