Goals for the year or not

1.    Think before speaking

Really like this might happen every time. Have you people met my happy sparkly ass?  Some things just cannot be contained.  It’s just too dang funny to see people’s reaction to what comes out of my pie hole. 

2.    Investigate thoroughly before speaking or emailing on an issue

Like #1 this can be an interesting one. 

3.    Come up with more ideas

I have ideas galore.  They are like bologna on the outside of the door of the fridge.  Some stick and some flat on the floor.  In time, the ones that stick come to life and others morph into some other great idea that is better than a fish’s bellybutton.  What fish don’t have bellybuttons?  Someone better let them know.

4.    Get on a eating plan to loose weight

I’ve been on the see food diet so long not sure how this will work.  I see food and I eat it.  What? It all looks so fudging good.

5.    Blog more

Yes, I said it blog more.  I know you peeps have missed me like crazy over the past 6 weeks or so.  How do I know?  The crazy circus monkeys have told me and I have felt it.

All kidding aside I will work on some of these goals and focus more things to improve myself.  Because it's a new year and the monkeys are still playing with their Christmas presents.

Rudolph offends people but not KY jelly commericals

Let me get this straight you are getting offended by the show Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the song Baby It’s Cold, but  you are not by the KY Jelly and Viagra commercials that play during the day.  I’m confused because I don’t feel that kids should be seeing the commercials and the fact we all have listened and watch these songs and shows for years and years and we came out fine.  In fact Rudolph came out the hero in the show because he saved Christmas with his bright nose.  It’s all about how we interpret things.  Not everybody interprets things the same.

So suck it up buttercups because for 40+ years these have been on the airwaves. Not to mention the rest of us have to with your crazy monkey butt Viagra and KY jelly commercials just to name a few.  So get back to basics and enjoy the holiday.