Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Drool, poop, spit up, etc

There are many things that come out of a baby out of different holes.  Drool and spit up/throw up out of the mouth and pee and poop out of the other end. Drool is the most disgusting. For some reason the 7 month old baby decides to drool and stick his hands in his mouth and then rubs it all over my face.  He does it when he's having his bottle. He knows he's laying on one arm and the other is holding the bottle. It's not like the pee or pope end up on me. The spit up does sometimes but that doesn't bother me as much as drool.  Maybe because the drool goes on for months and months all the time. 

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Wrestling while changing or feeding the baby

When did changing or feeding a baby become a sport?  Diaper changes become a mess.  The pants come off ok.  Once the tabs are loose on the diaper he's off and rolling and army crawling.  Hello Bubba Boy there's poop on your butt.  So it comes to the childless female holding the baby down gently with one hand while trying to clean poop with the other.  It gets done and we have both had a workout.

Then it is time to eat.  Yea you know the bottle with the formula.  If he's not craning his neck to see the dog, what is going on outside, or watching Yo Gabba Gabba, he's touching my face, poking me in the eye, or trying to dig for gold in my nose.  Hey that's my gold up there Bubs.  You'll get some when I pick my own nose and give it to you.

Most days I feel Bubba Boy has won the Gold for wrestling.  Other days it's me.  I just have to think like a 7 month old boy instead of a 43 year old female.  No problem.

Have a great weekend.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Punching and kicking the polar vortex in the knees

I feel like I'm stuck in a polar vortex hole and it won't let me out. I keep kicking it in the knees but nothing. I jump and punch it in the knees. Nothing. But I'm short so kicking and punching have the same affect.

All this kicking and punching had gotten be stuck in a pile of snow. The snow has no knees so I cannot kick or punch. So I just head butt it. That causes brain freeze. 

I think I just stay in this snow pile until July.  Because by then it'll melt.