Sunday, March 31, 2013

Jello, water and cucumbers

Really how much water and jello can I take in. Not to mention cucumbers. i have to drink 2 shakes a day, eat a bar and a soup. Each one is about 160 calories. I also get a meal. Total calories is about 1000 a day. It is under medical supervision. but still i can eat as much as I want of cucumbers, lettuce and raw cabbage. Out of those 3 I like cucumbers and lettuce. Then if i am really hungry I can have sugar free jello. One serving.

The water is enough to drive a person to float away. Soon my organs will needs boats to function. I now spend more time going to the bathroom than i do sleeping. I sleep 8 hours.

In the end i know it will be worth it So in the mean time I'll try not to let my organs float too far away.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Where's the food!!!???

Day 2 of the lifestyle change. Aka heathy eating, exercising. More like Starving! Ok maybe I'm being dramatic. Yup I haven't stuck 100% but I have eaten way less and really don't want chocolate. Ok I lied I want chocolate. A big old pile of chocolate.

In the end it will be worth it. I feel better even after 2 days. Of course the emotions kind of suck. But food really didn't cover those up. Who knew that chocolate didn't take those away. Where's the chocolate!!!!!???

At least I'm more in tune with my emotions. Like I really needed that. Ok maybe I did. They are wonderful.

Really if we weren't meant to eat it then why was it made. The chefs figured it all out. Combining milk with cereal or making a cake.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Let the weightless journey begin! Again.

I have tried over the years to loose weight. Boy have I learned a lot. I feel like I have been on the dieting roller coaster only to find I should have been on the healthy lifestyle roller coaster. Tonight I start a program through my doctors office. I go to classes every week and relearn a lot of healthy choices.

It's not always easy. People say eat less calories. Right you little twig. Sometimes people need a little more help than just that. I have learned that the is also a mental part to it, for me anyway. Heck I eat with every emotion.

Yup this time it's gonna stick. The fat is gonna stick somewhere else. In outer space would be nice.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Really. Politically correct. That's insane your an adult deal with some shit.

Political correctness is nuts. Soon there will be nothing anyone can say because no one can deal with anything. It's like we are taking away people's common sense. I have enough common sense to know what I can and cannot say. I have big girl pants on and can deal with whatever I am supposed to be called because I am an overweight white female who's 42.

I have no issues stating my age or weight. For me it is not embarrassing or anything. I think it's more about respect than being politically correct. Sometimes reality is reality and you just have to call trash what it trash.

Not to mention Christmas is Christmas. Yes, it's a holiday but so is Easter and Hanaukkah. If your not Christian or Jewish have respect and not have issues with it. Especially if you want people to respect your beliefs. Get over the politcal correctness.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Coupons and chin hair

It takes a special person to take all that time to extreme coupon. Who has the time for that? I mean really when do you have time to do anything else. Like go to the bathroom or take a shower. What about sleep. All those are important things in life. I for one don't want to smell nor do I want to smell anyone else. Plus, I like to have a little fun with my better half.

I have seen the show Extreme Couponing and for me I don't get spending 8 hours in a store shopping then 4 hours checking out. I do not enjoying shopping at all. Don't get me wrong I like to save money but for me I also enjoy other things. Like reading, working, spending time with my family and friends. If you spend hours and upon hours looking for deals and clipping coupons when do you get to enjoy the fresh air outdoors. Do you even know what color grass is? There could be a monkey jumping around in the backyard.

Then these people have stock piles of items. Isn't that like organized hoarding that can lead to a biggier hoarding issue that will land you on another show. Think of all the exposure you'll get by being on two shows, I don't even know if they are on the same channel. But that doesn't matter because you could be famous for extreme couponing and hoarding toliet paper. It seems like these people have more toliet paper than anything. What are they going to do, TP the entire neighborhood.

I wonder if that's how you become a hoarder by extreme couponing. Makes sense to me. But what do I know I have 1 coupon and no stock pile that I will never have to worry about dwindling down.

Your fake eyebrows and chin hair

Really you’re penciling in your eyebrows. What happened did your hand slip when you were shaving your legs? It sure looks like it since you now look like you took a magic marker and used your face as a coloring book. Either you need to stop shaving your legs and missing or just leave your eyebrows off of your face. Having none would be a better look for you.

Better yet you can take your chin hair and do a comb over to our eyebrows. Really do you not see that chin hair that's like 1/2 inch long. It's not like there's on but a lot of them. That is one area that you need to have shaved off when your hand accidentally slips.

Monday, March 11, 2013

The snowman that hula hoops

This past weekend my boyfriend and I went to build a snowman. While we were out 8 year old neighbor came out and helped. It was a blast. The snowman even knows how to hula hopp

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Billy Bob's lunch outing

Billy Bob made it out for the day. He walked acrossed a hot cup of coffee on a spoon. Then almost got cut in two before falling into a glass of water.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Christmas lights

People are either really early or Christmas or late. We had gone out today and saw various houses with Christmas decorations. One house had lights on it. Another had not only lights but a sign and lighted trees in the yard.

These houses were not in a bad area but a really good area. The weather in Chicago this winter hasn't been too terribly bad. We've gone through valentines day and March started yesterday.

Maybe at Easter they could put bunny ears on the Santa and hang Easter eggs from the lighted Christmas trees. You then can keep it up year round and celebrate year round. Neighbors won't be happy but at least people can laugh.