So this past weekend my besties/sisters and I went and got matching tattoos. I had wanted 1 for years but never had the guts to do it. Well over this past summer when we were at a family baby shower we talked about it. We all were in a group chat sending pictures of ones we found and we all decided on 1 we liked and finally did it.
The Karen's are just getting worse. I had 3 people who were bitching and moaning about coupons when they were returning items. Hey stupid people. Most coupons say that not only can they not be combined 95% of the time, but when you return items you loose the coupon. Maybe you should have made sure that the damn pillows you bought in the first place matched your couch.
I know know if I'm a solid person yet. While it was super hot a while back now we have humidity. Which makes things sweat in all the strangest places. Like your eyeballs. What they could sweat? It is called tears. Yes tears. Oh wait that's crying. Ok I was never melted. But thanks to air conditioning I was nice and cool. Not to mention my hair. It was a big ball of fuzz. But thanks to being a teenager in the 80's I knew how to fix it. Alright ok Byyeeeeee
To whom it may concern:
Yes, it is so hot that we have all melted into a liquid. But remember we will be frozen come December and January. Since Mother Nature doesn’t want to change her ways, we need to make sure we are not melting and freezing solid year after year. For me I will turn into a fish and spend my time in the pool. See pools are safe there is no seaweed or sharks to come after me. Not to mention that there is no sand to get up in all my cracks like my butt or stuck in my toes. What am I the only one who doesn’t like sand up my private bits? Some days I think I am. Ok then byeeeeee.
Hi. Now that the days are starting to get nicer and the sun is staying our longer, it’s time to play it is mud or dog poop. For all those you waited to pick the me shit up have fun. As a kid I figured out to pick it up in the winter because it didn’t smell and was frozen. My brother would have a fit because he’d get stuck picking it up in the summer. I was no dummy.
Hey peeps! I am still on the roller coaster of life. I decided to embrace it. Because if I don't my blonde hair may turn gray. Oh wait it has. Who am I kidding? It just has a few strands. I call them my sparkles. Ok the squirrel has left.
My position was eliminated in January. Luckily I was off only for a week. I started a new job in a new industry. I've learned a lot and still need to learn more. I'm up for the challenge.
TikTok isn't as fun anymore. But that could be because I'm off a tad. I don't feel weird but I do feel sparkly. Well I am off to glitter land to visit the orange groves.
Can we stop the roller coaster? Yes, it is still early in 2022 but we need to get off of this crazy beer virus thingy. But it doesn't seem to want to go away. It doesn't seem to care if you wear a mask or not. So I'm not bugging anyone to wear a mask or if they got a shot in their ass. Why? Because I am not the sick police and don't want to be. So unless you went to school for it then bug off. People don't want to hear it from just any old dumb ass. Heck they don't even want to hear it from the government any more.
So please let me off this carnival ride. Thanks!
