Now a break from our normally scheduled programming….TIME to shop

With how busy everybody is and how we all love to shop online, below are a few awesome sites to shop from.  You can get a wide variety of items from the sites below.  Needs toys for kids, check out Discovery Toys.  How about gem stones and jewelry check out Cheekers Crafts.  Love cookies check out The Cookie Garden.  Need some Garlic Garlic check out Tastefully Simple.  After all that don’t forget to spoil yourself with some adult toys and bath and beauty items.  Yes we need to spoil ourselves or the men in our lives need to. 

 

It’s the perfect time to start shopping for the holidays and by ordering through the following sites you are helping an individual bring some income into his/her house.  All sites ship across the United States.  Not ready to shop for the holidays then reward yourself for not going crazy over the summer or not overindulging by the pool.

Did I mention you can shop from the privacy from your own home?  What’s better than that?  Nothing I can think of except the beach or being rolled in sparkles.

https://www.pureromance.com/Kellymfleck

http://www.discoverytoys.com/pws/Beckyknol/tabs/pw-home.aspx

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cheekerscrafts

http://www.cookiegarden.com/

https://www.tastefullysimple.com/web/hmeyer2


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Clueless and Floyd the alligator

You may think I’m clueless but I’m really not.  I do listen and I do watch the news.  Now I am not a news junky like some people, mainly because I like to have more than just one interest.  I watch enough to know what’s going on and to make sure the world is still here.  I know the news can be all consuming and I would drive myself insane watching the 60 new stations and listening to the 100 radio stations.  So I’ll watch enough to keep me weird and not insane.  Which to some people they are not sure which is better.  I do act clueless sometimes but because I prefer not to engage is some of the craziness out there.  Sometimes it best for all involved because a crazy blonde is not always fun.

So after watching a bit of news I’ll take Floyd the alligator out for a walk.  What, he needs exercise too.  We tend to end up at the alligator park so he can play with the other gators.  Since we have been going there for a while he has been discovered.  He now has a modeling contract for a hair color and makeup company.  Who knew this could happen?  I didn’t but I’m glad it did.  Now he can join the others on his journey and it adds to my wackiness of a life.

Get a clue jackass

Unless someone is dying why do you call 5 times in less than an hour?  Do you really think that will fix your problem any faster?  Well it won’t fix it faster.  All your doing to bugging the person fixing it and keeping others from doing their job since you call everybody and their brother in space.  So calm your titty hairs and let us do our thing so it can get fixed since you are not able to do it correctly the first time.

One other thing crazy kid, check your messages before calling back.  You’ll know who you need to ask for since I am not the mind reader of all minds or eyeballs for that matter.  I’d be happy to transfer you to the office that’s in the parking lot if you like.  Maybe one of the cars called you and wants your opinion on its color or new tires.

You cannot wait 5 minutes for me to make a call to verify that you’re financing won’t be affected, doing this return, but you’re willing to drive 20 minutes to another store to return something then you’re a scammer.  Yes, I said you’re a scammer because you just want a store credit for an online item that is not carried in the store.  Oh and by the way with store credit we need a license.  Too many returns and you can and will be turned down for future returns.  Then what smarty pants.  How are you going to scam then?  So don’t take it out on me because I am going by procedure and so is the manager.  Not to mention the system is set up the way it is by corporate then take your shit elsewhere.

Me and charts in Excel equals a possible intervention

Some days I think I’m just an Excel junkie.  I created another spreadsheet to keep track of a few things and made a graph for the data too.  I was thinking why I didn’t do this 2 years ago when I started the position.  Then I realized I may be a little off because I like seeing data like this.  Some days I feel like I could make a spreadsheet for everything.  Like how many times people walk through the exit instead of the entrance or how many people stand there looking at the credit card machine with their card in their hand.  People it won’t process your card unless you put in it the credit card machine.  I know some of you are good at putting things in places,  How do I know I can see that your wife has 2 kids hanging on her with another one on the way.

I cannot make this shit up.  Wait I don’t have to I work with the public.  But back to my obsession to spreadsheets and charts.  If I start doing it every day I'll have to have an Excel intervention with myself and the goldfish in my head.