Sunday, October 28, 2012

I can't seem to stop blending my pictures

Since I found the Blender app the other day I did some more. I may be slightly addicted.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

New picture app

I found an app called blender. Below are some pictures I started blending. I can't wait to work on more.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Things my nieces and nephews say

The things that come out of kids mouths crack me up. Last fall I was at the corn with my family. I was in the bouncy thing with my 5 year old nephew and 3 year old niece, when the 5 year old asks me if I had a butt crack. All I could so is laugh for a minute before answering yes. Then we went back to jumping.

Back when I 18/19 I was babysitting and the kid was potty training and would not have a bowel movement on the toliet. He would always ask for a diaper. Well I asked why he always wanted one and he said with a straight face I am afraid because it floats. I said there is nothing to be afraid of that is normal and it is what is supposed to do. Then I went into the other room and laughed.

On my 41 birthday I was playing tag with my niece and nephew and I was it. My 5 year old nephew says "auntie Kelly I want to give you a hug.". I was like ok and I bent down and he comes over and leans in and yells "tag your it.". I stood there like hello I'm already it and I just got suckered. It was pretty funny.

I was in the kitchen at my brothers house with my 3 year old niece when my 5 year nephew calls me from the bathroom saying auntie the toliet is broke. I walk to the bathroom with my niece in tow to see my nephew standing there with just his shirt on and the toliet filled with water. So I grab the plunger and start plunging when my nephew proceeds to tell me I am supposed to flush first then plunge. I'm thinking flushing all the bodily stuff and toliet paper got us in this mess. Well I unclog the toliet and proceeded to tell him if you poop first flush the poop then wipe then flush the toliet paper and if you need to wipe more than flush again. I had to laugh as that was the same lecture my brother and I got when my brother and I were kids.

On June 3 we landed in Orlando and on the bus to our Disney resort when the driver said we are entering Disney property and my nieces response was can we get off now.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Can I please say this

Yea your paranoid. But they are not after you, you are after yourself.

Want some pasta with your cheese?

There are lines on the road for a reason jackass and cars have turn signals. Since you don't know the meaning of the lines please walk. It will save the rest of us all a lot of finger pointing and cussing.

No, I didn't stutter when I said that.
Yep, I said that out loud and I do not regret it.

Since you kept butting into my business I'll have to fart enough so you'll leave my butt alone.

I'll just keep making faces until you leave.

Saying go suck donkey balls is a lot funnier to say then go to hell.

Really cousin La

So a few weeks ago my cousin asked me to come and stay with her kids who are 11 and 14 so they don't beat each other. Her and her husband have a charity event coming up and wanted a referee. So I was like sure perfect time to take them to play video games.

Well come to find out its a fashion show that my aunt and step mom are going to. I called my cousin was like really I get to stay home with your kids and not go out and have fun. She said they were invited after I was asked to be the preventer of pain. Ahh ok makes sense. Then I was like ya know what I'm not much into fashion so I'd probably have more fun with the kids. She agreed. Plus this gives me time to make me realize I'm glad I am kidless. No offense to those with kids. Heck I can relate to them more then most adults.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Embracing the embarrassing pictures

Yep during the process of looking for dresses for the wedding the past weekend these pictures were taken of me. Some were actually the day of the wedding.

I actually enjoyed being a goof during these pictures. Hey a girl has to have some fun.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Dresses and limos

Let me just say that more people saw my big old but yesterday then when I was in the hospital 4 years ago having surgery. I had a bridesmaid dress on with shoes that had a small heal. Not to mention a weird ass bra contraption.

I rarely wear dresses. In the last 15 years I think I have worn 5. I'm one of those who feel more comfortable in jeans or sweatpants and a top.

So to all those who saw my big old but yesterday. I hope you liked seeing it as much as I liked showing it. Not!!!!!

For those who have pictures please send them to me so I can blog them

The weekend

This weekend was my friends wedding. It was a lot of fun and we all had a wonderful time. Of course I have spent almost the whole day in the couch. Well I did make it for breakfast with them.

It was also a long day that started at 9 am with my hair appointment. But it was worth it to see her happy and everything went smooth.

I am going for my second bath to soothe my old achy muscles.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Volunteer work starts in your own neighborhood

Yep I believe in helping those in need near my own home. I think we need to help those here first then go help others in other countries. Don't get me wrong I know people need help all over the world. But I think a lot of people are more concerned with other countries that they forget people living in their own back yard.

I have been helping the homeless on my families home church since 1997. I have seen people come and go. Some get jobs and get out of the of the program. It's nice to see those success stories. Others I am not sure what happens to them. I hope it works out for the better but I know it doesn't always work that way.

Since I have been doing this since 1997 I have done a little more to help out others in other countries. I helped pack boxes of school supplies and soaps for kids and people in other countries. But of course my first love of volunteer work will be the homeless.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Bridesmaid and Halloween

It has been about 11 years since I dressed for for Halloween. This year since I am a bridesmaid in my friends wedding on the 20th I am going to wear the dress on Halloween. Why not? I spent the money for it. Might as wear it twice before sending it off to the bridesmaid dress grave.

It may be a bit fancy for work but that's ok. I will at least be the best dressed.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Yes the dress is in

The bridesmaids dresses are in. Too bad because I was looking forward to the bra, spanx and shoe look. Not! But it would have cause some talk during and after the wedding.

Monday, October 8, 2012

I have shoes

Not one do I have a pair is shoes for the wedding but I have 3. I think this will be a great look with the bra and spanx. Still no bridesmaid dress. But rumor has it that the dress will be in today. If not then I at least have something to wear. Heck why not walk down with a bra, spanx and shoes. It will definitely give people a shock. The shoes can be worn on my feet, my hands, and my ears. Why not.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

No bridesmaids dresses but have undergarments

That's right I am standing up to a wedding on October 20, 2012 and I have no bridesmaid dress. We went in April and thought they were going to be ordered. But no they were ordered a month later and we have been told numerous stories. I for the record being in 7 weddings(not my own) said we needed to go in March.

So today I went shopping for undergarments. So I at least have spanx and a bra. That will look great 20 years from now when my friend is showing her kids her wedding pictures. They'll be like hey mom and dad didn't you pick out dresses or did you want your bridal party in their underwear.

Did I mention I am too old for this? At least I think I am at 41. But I couldn't let my friend down.

It should be interesting dancing in just a bra and spanx. As long as the spanx don't go flying off because of all the junk stuffed into them.