We've all been there, we get all worked up packing for vacation then cleaning the entire house before leaving. We are up all night cleaning and packing. Even going as far as taking the toothbrush out and scrubbing every surface. Like what is going to happen? A robber will break in and eat off of the bathroom floor. Which we all know will not happen. This trip I am leaving my house a mess so that it looks like I've been robbed already. What? The robbers would trash the place looking for any valuables I clearly do not have. Because with my 20 year TV and computer it's obvious I have nothing. Because who still uses a 20 year old computer that still has a dial up modem
