Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Christmas letter 2021

 Happy Holidays from the Blonde Brain Cells.  Since the entire world has been shut down due to the Corona beer virus, I was traveling the universe visiting the kids.  I went to Pluto to help Billy Bob build skateboards.  He expanded his line to include one that can fly and go under water.  He's been traveling light years away to get needles to all the squirrels in space.

Ursula is still a piece of sand but she has moved to a mansion down in the Mariana trench.  She is an Uber driver there and also produces spaceships there.Skippy the golden retriever is still in the grooming business,  He has expanded to grooming elephants, gnats, and wine corks.  Since loosing all the oil on Pluto he has made a ton of money exporting feminine products to space.  What?  It helps the meteors crash land into the castles in fish tanks

As of now none of the kits have the beer virus.  But they do have the air virus.  So they when they come to earth they walk around with TVs in their ears and rockets on their feet.  

Until next year, be weird.