Tuesday, January 31, 2017
When the blonde brain isn't producing
Yes, there are times when I have nothing. The fish have gone dormant in the brain. Hey it happens. My blonde brain can’t work all the time. If it does it can overheat and the sparkles and confetti start coming out of every hole in my head including my piercings. Yes, that can happen. Maybe I can turn myself into a 1-person circus act. The One Blonde Brain Cell show-The Blondest Show in the Universe. I wouldn’t need a big venue. Just a stage to put my hippo on who is paying leap frog with a frog, a horse and a flea.
I’m thinking I may have to walk around some of the protests with rainbows coming out of my butt and sparkles out of my nose and confetti out of my ears. Maybe that will calm their asses down enough not to do property damage. If not, it’ll give them something to talk about. I can bring the One Blonde Brain Cell show with me. Could be fun and definitely entertaining.