Hey you, yes you with the perfect hair and makeup. Yes, you the one on the bike barely
peddling. If your worried about messing
up the hair and makeup you are in the wrong place. Is the gym supposed to be a fashion
show? If so I’m in the wrong place to
get fit. I go in without makeup on and
my hair in a ponytail and mismatched clothes.
Actually that could be a new venue for fashion models and
fashion shows. The walls could be
bedazzled with big fake gemstones covered with glitter. Then a few disco balls hanging on the ceiling
with various colored strobe lights mixed in.
Seating for the guests would be along the outside wall of the gym and
the seats would be spin bikes. There
would be fake palm trees and cacti with Christmas light on them throughout the
room. Maybe even an Italian fountain in
the center of the room. Models would be in the center on treadmill, bikes, and
weight machines and would strut their stuff on cat walks between machines. Models would be modeling anything from full
length ball gowns, swim suits and business suits.
Waiters/waitresses’ would be on roller skates decked out in
disco outfits or in referee outfits serving drinks and appetizers. Hey an idea, have some of the models on skates
too. The ones wearing ball gowns. Instead of carrying a purse they can carry a
dildo. It’d be a sight for the eyes that’s
for sure.
In the background country music would be playing and once in
a while a rap song would be in the mix. I’m
guessing that threw you off more that the models carrying dildos instead of
purses. Maybe it was the cacti with Christmas
lights on it that make you ponder. Well
someone has to think of these things so people have something to talk about to
go visit to not workout and sweat. Being in a place like this will keep you smelling good and looking good because you are not working out.
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