For some reason people have not been bugging me so my list is short and sweet. People just need to step it up so I have something.
Ewww, you’re going to eat that shrimp after its been sitting
out for who knows how long. Here’s some
money for Uber to take you the nearest emergency room.
The sign on the self-checkout register says closed. Go ahead and keep scanning your items with
that goofy look on your face.
If you feel the need to gossip you better be ready to feel
the wrath of karma coming around to flick you in your eyeball.
If you’re now speed talking you must have aced the speed
reading class. Slow down your mouth
isn’t on fire.
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