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Monday, May 22, 2017
Rompers for men. What??!?!! Good luck peeing….
Really, rompers for men.
Like it isn’t ridiculous for a woman to be wearing one but a man. Some days it’s hard enough to do the zipper
and button for a bathroom break.
Especially when beer is involved.
A lot of us have been there, doing that pottie dance when a few beers
are involved. But that’s a story for
another time. I for one am not going to
completely get naked just to pee. If
anyone says there are snaps in the crotch so you can pee, I’ll hand you a
bottle and a pacifier and your outfit will be complete. Just don’t ask me to change your diaper. Because who wants to try and re-snap that
after going. I mean I cannot even snap
my niece’s onesie right after a diaper change.
I don’t see how grown ass men are modeling these and not
having their man card taken away. They
all look ridiculous and like they are hairy 4 year olds. Now I am not a fashion statement but I work
in a hardware store where I do get dirty so it’s not like I can wear a prom
dress or even a wedding dress for that matter.
But I wear jeans and a t-shirt there and I look perfect for the job. No one would want to see a grown ass adult
walking through a hardware store wearing a romper.
Then there’s the cold should look I’ve been seeing in the
plus sized clothing store I shop in.
Really no one wants to see my fatty shoulders or my bra straps. Heck, I don’t want to see anyone’s bra straps
anyways. Just as long as no one combines
the cold should look with the rompers then we will be good. But I wouldn’t be surprised if it did happen
since someone came out with parachute pants in the 1980’s