So clogging toilets is a genetic thing. Hey my brother and I used to clog toilets and
his kids do too. One day I was watching
my nephew Aloysius and my niece Hortencia because their parents were off
somewhere doing who knows what.
Hortencia and I were doing crafts at the kitchen table and Aloysius was
watching TV. So I thought he was
watching TV until I hear him yell, “Auntie, Auntie the toilet’s broke.” I walk down to the bathroom with Hortencia running
behind me. What she was 3 and had little
legs and she needs to see everything that’s going on. I walk into the bathroom to see him standing
against the wall with just his shirt on looking at all the water in the
toilet. The water was up to the rim and
there was nothing else in the toilet but water.
I grab the plunger and start plunging and he says you’re doing it
wrong. Really I’m the queen of clogging
toilets and your dad is king. As I stand
there plunging, I start telling him the same exact lecture I got as a kid. If you poop you flush, then wipe then flush
again and wipe and flush again if needed.
That’s when I realized that I sounded just like my dad. I was like so maybe it’s not a genetic thing,
but more of a kid thing. But it seems
like everyone blames everything genetics it seems like.
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