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Tuesday, November 1, 2016
It's not like this is gonna happen, so suck it up
People, really come on. Nothing is that bad that you cannot deal with it for a period of time. No one’s left nipple fell off because someone said Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays. You didn’t lose your left eyebrow and the right one turned lime green because you missed your TV show. Nor did your head turn into a piece of pie. This, by the way, would make feeding yourself so much easier because you can eat your face. What happens after it’s all been eaten is beyond me. You’re on your own with that one. But I'd be prepared for anything if I was your goofy ass.
Point of the matter is no matter who wins the World Series or the election nothing major is going to happen. People may say they will leave the county but they won’t because they are all talk and no action. It’s not like arms are going to grow out of your butt so you can no longer sit down. But if it did happen think how about much easier wiping your ass would be. That would a great thing to happen. Not to mention being able to grab things behind you.
So suck it up and deal with whatever happens. If you don’t want to then suck donkey balls and grow some feet out of your head so you can walk differently than the rest of us.