Thursday, November 3, 2016

Excuse note for the Chicago Cubs parade and rally from the Goat

To Whom It May Concern:

Hi this is the goat and in case you haven’t heard my curse has been broken and the Cubs won the World Series.  This is a huge deal.  It was 108 years in the making with 71 of them being cursed by me.  So please excuse _____________ from work/school/etc. on Friday 11/4/16 for the Parade/Rally in Chicago, IL.

So please allow them to come so they can finally kick my ass to the curb and celebrate in true Chicago style.

Thank You and have a great day.

Signed,

The Billy Goat and the World Series Chicago Cubs

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