Thursday, November 3, 2016
Excuse note for the Chicago Cubs parade and rally from the Goat
To Whom It May Concern:
Hi this is the goat and in case you haven’t heard my curse has been broken and the Cubs won the World Series. This is a huge deal. It was 108 years in the making with 71 of them being cursed by me. So please excuse _____________ from work/school/etc. on Friday 11/4/16 for the Parade/Rally in Chicago, IL.
So please allow them to come so they can finally kick my ass to the curb and celebrate in true Chicago style.
Thank You and have a great day.
The Billy Goat and the World Series Chicago Cubs