Monday, November 21, 2016

Some days I wonder about myself

I’m not sure what is more fun playing freeze tag with ice cubes or with fish.

If there really is a man on the moon he must be sick of cheese.

I had a really good vacation with the Martians.  We played tag with the fleas and sparkles on the sun.

Why yes I have a weird sense of humor.  I like to dance on my head while I fart sparkles.

What dancing on your eyelash isn’t normal?

Really who hasn’t scanned or copied a body part.  If you’re holding the paper while doing it then you just scanned or copied your finger.  What did you think I was talking about?

If you are secure in who you are, you would not be threatened by anyone else especially me.  Because I fart and sneeze sparkles.

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