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Monday, November 21, 2016
Some days I wonder about myself
I’m not sure what is more fun playing freeze tag with ice cubes or with fish.
If there really is a man on the moon he must be sick of cheese.
I had a really good vacation with the Martians. We played tag with the fleas and sparkles on the sun.
Why yes I have a weird sense of humor. I like to dance on my head while I fart sparkles.
What dancing on your eyelash isn’t normal?
Really who hasn’t scanned or copied a body part. If you’re holding the paper while doing it then you just scanned or copied your finger. What did you think I was talking about?
If you are secure in who you are, you would not be threatened by anyone else especially me. Because I fart and sneeze sparkles.