Bon Jovi Excuse Letter

To Whom It May Concern:

Norma and Kelly are unable to come to work on March 27, 2017 because they were kidnapped by Bon Jovi.  No wait they ran away with the band.  Who are we kidding they are coming to work all tired after the concert on March 26, 2017.  But they had fun so they will be reliving the whole night all day long.

Thank You,

From the Fans

Excuse note for the election

To Whom It May Concern:

Hi this is America and in case you haven’t heard the election is Tuesday 11-8-2016. Please excuse _____________ from work/school/etc. on Wednesday 11-9-2016.

They are being big whiney crybabies because their candidate did not win and they are not fit to come to work.  They need the day to learn how to put their big adult pants on and deal with life.

Thank You and have a great day.

Signed,

America

Excuse note for the Chicago Cubs parade and rally from the Goat

To Whom It May Concern:

Hi this is the goat and in case you haven’t heard my curse has been broken and the Cubs won the World Series.  This is a huge deal.  It was 108 years in the making with 71 of them being cursed by me.  So please excuse _____________ from work/school/etc. on Friday 11/4/16 for the Parade/Rally in Chicago, IL.

So please allow them to come so they can finally kick my ass to the curb and celebrate in true Chicago style.

Thank You and have a great day.

Signed,

The Billy Goat and the World Series Chicago Cubs