Tuesday, August 8, 2017
Really it takes this many paramedics to put a band aid on?
How many paramedics does it take to put a band aid on a toe? Yes, a toe. It takes 4. How do I know you ask? Because I was at the taste of Roselle this past weekend and I tripped and fell and cut my toe open. So as I stood there bleeding a cop stopped by was like do you need first aid. Umm I probably do where is it so I can walk over there. He’s like I’ll have them come over so you don’t have to walk. So here come 4 paramedics with their bags. Ok, well since you hotties are already here go ahead and put the band aid on. Maybe I need some mouth to mouth along with that band aid. Good thing it wasn’t that bad I didn’t need to make a trip to the ER.