The things that come out of kids mouths crack me up. Last fall I was at the corn with my family. I
was in the bouncy thing with my 5 year old nephew Aloysius and 3 year old niece Hortencia,
when Aloysius asks me if I had a butt crack. All I could so is laugh for a minute before
answering yes. Then we went back to jumping.
Back when I was 18/19 years old I was babysitting and the kid was potty training and
would not have a bowel movement on the toilet. He would always ask for a diaper.
Well I asked why he always wanted one and he said with a straight face I am afraid
because it floats. I said there is nothing to be afraid of that is normal and
it is what is supposed to do. Then I
went into the other room and laughed.
On my 41 birthday I was playing tag with my niece and nephew and I was
it. My 5 year old nephew says "auntie
Kelly I want to give you a hug.". I was like ok and I bent down and he comes
over and leans in and yells "tag your it." I stood there like hello I'm
already it and I just got suckered. It was pretty funny.
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