Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Can I please say this

Yea your paranoid. But they are not after you, you are after yourself.

Want some pasta with your cheese?

There are lines on the road for a reason jackass and cars have turn signals. Since you don't know the meaning of the lines please walk. It will save the rest of us all a lot of finger pointing and cussing.

No, I didn't stutter when I said that.
Yep, I said that out loud and I do not regret it.

Since you kept butting into my business I'll have to fart enough so you'll leave my butt alone.

I'll just keep making faces until you leave.

Saying go suck donkey balls is a lot funnier to say then go to hell.

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