No perfect solution unless it's a perm solution

There is no perfect solution to making everyone happy. So if your not happy it's not anyone's fault but your own. That's reality. 

My reality is I'm happy with what I have done. I have done my best and if you don't like it then you do it. How about them grapes. Oh wait it's bananas. No it's monkeys. Ok it's apples. 

You cannot knock me down from my happy tree. Nope. Now I'm off to get a 1980's spiral perm in the year 2014. Why? Because I can.