Dog hair and me

So I go to pick up my cousin's dog yesterday from the kennel.  They had been on vacation in Florida and were coming home late last night.  So I bust Cooper out and he was thrilled.  Well, his bedding was being washed.  OK I tell them, I'll swing by tomorrow pick it up for my cousins.  I load up the 3 tooth wonder which takes me all of 5 hours now to load up and the bedding is still in the wash. Actually it hasn't even been washed.  So I take it and wash it for them.  At this time it's holy moly allergy flair up.

Yea, ok blondie did you forgot the allergies to dogs.  I'm if I pet them and wash my hands right away but not when I'm loaded with dog filled blankets and bedding.

No perfect solution unless it's a perm solution

There is no perfect solution to making everyone happy. So if your not happy it's not anyone's fault but your own. That's reality. 

My reality is I'm happy with what I have done. I have done my best and if you don't like it then you do it. How about them grapes. Oh wait it's bananas. No it's monkeys. Ok it's apples. 

You cannot knock me down from my happy tree. Nope. Now I'm off to get a 1980's spiral perm in the year 2014. Why? Because I can. 

The farm aka my cousins vegetable garden

While my cousin and her family are on vacation I have been watering her farm. Ok really she lives in a Chicago suburb and it's just a garden. But none the less I feel like I'm a farmer. 

Is there a thing as being on time when you watching a baby?

I don't know how parents do it.  I watch an 11 month old baby and it takes me forever to get out of the house.  It takes me just as long to get out of the house as my cousin who has 3 kids.  Really all I need is the baby and diapers.  The baby can eat basic plain food like a hamburger or chicken.

I am a 43 single female dating a 55 year old man.  Seriously, it takes me an hour to get out.  I have to let the dog out, go to the bathroom, change the baby's diaper, make sure the diaper bag has everything, and load him in the car seat.  Once we are out we are good.

Of course, the stroller is always in the trunk because I never know when I will need it.  Plus, sometimes the stroller wins and I cannot get it in the trunk.

Fun in the Sun Shopping Palooza

No more bags of ice

For once I will not get the call from my day nor will anyone else for bags of ice.  My dad the party man, who has 5 acres of land, a pond, a pool, a paddle boat, a golf cart, and many other things, but never enough ice.  Oh sure he has an ice make in his freezer. But he never plans when he has the normal group of 20-30 people over.  So he's calling everyone for bags of ice.  So in May I ordered him a portable ice maker.  Now the man has everything.  No more bags of ice for me.

Church and clouds

You're failing at your business and it's my fault. Huh?!?!?!

Um yea, the fact that you're failing at your business is my fault.  I don't get it.  But hey, go right ahead there my dear blame away to make yourself feel better.  Doesn't hurt me one bit.

I work by my business, follow my companies policies and procedures  and I am progressional.  Go ahead blame me.  Yea I am kicking some ass selling and I am making money.  Do I feel bad that you are failing?  Honestly, no because you are not working your business.  That does not make me a bad person.  If you had been working your business then I would feel bad.  But from what I have seen you are not working it.  What you do when I am not around is another story and not my business.  But if it was working your business then you'd be a success.

Guess what it takes hard work.  GASP!!  Yes, hard work.  Don't gasp and look like things come free.  If they did we'd all be rich and have an island.

Oh by they way if your working with someone and you don't answer their emails in a timely manner, makes me wonder what you do to your customers.