Because everyone needs a sign

Yes everyone needs a sign. I was out with friends and Saturday and they decided I needed to go to their house and make a sign.  My one friend sell Chalk Corture. If you haven’t done it you need to. I don’t know what I was waiting for.  We played and laughed for hours. So what are you waiting for. Go get addicted to making signs. You won’t regret it. 

  

Last day at the partime job

Yes, it happened.  I'm a free woman on the weekends.  No, I am wondering around offering things for free.  I do not have to work the weekends anymore.  Which is great because I have a full-time job that I can concentrate at now and I can work on their stuff when it comes up.

The adventures are going to start coming more now.  Like a trip to the moon or under the sea.  Either one can be a great day trip.  Ok, maybe not physically but mentally I can do it.

Until next peeps!

Yahoo car paid off and said good bye to the part time job

Well, since paying off my car this week I also quit my part time job.  While I loved all the stupid people that came in, there just wasn't a need for me to continue working there.  Well, all the good stories that I get daily are classic but I couldn't in good faith spill the beans on them all.

Oh who am I kidding.  I wrote about some of it and just didn't name the store I was working at.  I probably won't either in case I ever need to go back to a big box retail store to work if I am ever in the need for a job. I'll probably sell my brain if I ever decide to work retail again.  It takes a unique person to be able to do that.  With my face gestures it wasn't going to last.  What management frowns upon eye rolling while looking directly at the customers.

So here's to all the eye rolling.

Fear not my sparkly peeps Its my birthday

Fear not my sparkly peeps I am not losing any sparkle tomorrow only gaining it.  Tomorrow I turn another year older.  I flip from 47 to 48.  Yes, I may be closer to 50 then 40 but I have way more sparkle left and I seem to keep finding it.  Maybe its trouble I keep finding.  Hard to tell now a days since it appears both are close cousins to each other in my life.

For the birthday weekend I thought about traveling to Pluto to check on how it has been doing since it lost its planet status.  I thought I could cheer it up by brining some balloons and some of our stupid people there.  I know Pluto could use a good laugh.  What I want to share our Walmartians?  Oh come on some of that shit is funny and should be shared.  It will either encourage or discourage a visit from Martians.  Maybe the Walmartians are actually frome another plant.  Because I don't think all the stupidity came just from mankind.  Just saying.

Happy birthday to me.

Chicago in January

Hey, people!  Yes, is cold outside.  Not to mention there is snow on the ground with more coming.  What did you knuckle heads expect during the winter season in Chicago?  Did you think we would be making sandcastles on the beach instead of snowman?  It's not like this is St. Lucia in the Caribbean.

Weekend getaway and saying bust instead must

I am leaving for Cancun Mexico on Friday for a long weekend.  My cousin is getting married and of course I am trying to fit all my clothes in a carry-on.  It's like a clown car but in luggage form.  My family is like you need some outfits.  Umm, it's a wedding on a beach.  I need 1 outfit and a bathing suit. Of course I have some outfits for the weekend I'm not that clueless.  I just sparkle all the time.

It should be a great time up until I do my reading at the wedding.  If I could I would do it in snapchat.  Hey I am good at that because there are filters that make my face and voice funny.  I'll be ok because it not like I'm in the 8th grade again and I say bust instead of must during a required speech.  I just remember saying it and I for the life of me cannot remember what the speech was about.

Goals for the year or not

1.    Think before speaking

Really like this might happen every time. Have you people met my happy sparkly ass?  Some things just cannot be contained.  It’s just too dang funny to see people’s reaction to what comes out of my pie hole. 

2.    Investigate thoroughly before speaking or emailing on an issue

Like #1 this can be an interesting one. 

3.    Come up with more ideas

I have ideas galore.  They are like bologna on the outside of the door of the fridge.  Some stick and some flat on the floor.  In time, the ones that stick come to life and others morph into some other great idea that is better than a fish’s bellybutton.  What fish don’t have bellybuttons?  Someone better let them know.

4.    Get on a eating plan to loose weight

I’ve been on the see food diet so long not sure how this will work.  I see food and I eat it.  What? It all looks so fudging good.

5.    Blog more

Yes, I said it blog more.  I know you peeps have missed me like crazy over the past 6 weeks or so.  How do I know?  The crazy circus monkeys have told me and I have felt it.

All kidding aside I will work on some of these goals and focus more things to improve myself.  Because it's a new year and the monkeys are still playing with their Christmas presents.