Time and a place for everything and be respectful

Yes, there is a time and place for everything.  One of the items I have sold over the years is adult toys.  While they are not for everybody they are for some.  I respect everybody's decision on them and I know it can run deep with people.  Some feel that it all should be banned and others don't feel that way.  For me I knew there are boundaries.  I firmly believe in age limits to it and that the seedy shady places shouldn't be in a neighborhood with  a whole lot of kids.  I figure if you don't want to see that stuff then don't going into an adult store.  Yes, it is that easy.  But keep in mind kids will find away to see it so educate them on it.  Raise them to be respectful of it.

I won't talk about anything sexual in a public setting that has kids or older people.  This is not only out of respect for me but for them as well.  If people want to reach out to me to chat about the products I sell that is fine.  For me privacy is important for the person interested in them.  People don't need their business spread all over the place.  I don't say who's purchased from me.  If they want to pass along that I sell that is up to them and much appreciated.  I will tell people I sell if I know they are comfortable with it and are interested in it.

I respect all views on sex and adult toys.  For me it has been something I have been open about.

Yes my sparkly butt works 2 jobs SO get over yourself about it

Yes, I work 2 jobs.  At times I love it and other times I do not.  I do not tell all that goes on in my life because people are too damn judgmental.  Yes I said it.  Plus, do all you people really want to know when I pass gas, throw up, crack a joke, and how I put my socks on my hands.

I would rather you assume wrong and make an ass of yourself then for you to try to talk me into things that at the age of 47 I can decide for myself.  Did all of you go running and tell every little detail in your life?  I highly doubt it.  Because I don’t recall you all telling me when you changed your bra size or when you decided that said bra looked better on your feet.  So if I work 2 jobs then so be it.  It doesn’t matter if I have to or I enjoy it.

Oh and by the way.  My schedule doesn’t change.  So if you need to show up for something give me plenty of time to request if off or find someone to cover my shift.  Better yet schedule it on my day off.  Especially if it’s so important that you need my sparkly ass to show up.  Because it’s not all my fault if I cannot show up to things time and time again if you tell me 30 minutes prior.

OK that is all to the rant and raves of my life.  So judge away.  I’ll be off spreading sparkles and glitter all over the people that live on the moon and in the ocean.

Get over your selves

Yea I am cranky at times, sometimes I'm even goofy.  As much as I try to be nice to all people sometimes you all get my last nerve.  Just because you have an item you'd like to return, that doesn't mean the store has to take it back if you used it.  Yes, I said it.  Now if said item doesn't work that a completely another story.  DEFECTIVE items fall into a different category than your scamming ways.  So get over selves as you are not entitled to returning just anything.  No one wants your used toilet seat or used shirt with the tag still on it.  The customer isn't always right.  Nope because shirts are not sold with big wine stains on them that smell of cheap ass nasty perfume and that have pit stains.  So since you wore it you are keeping it.  Not my issue, its yours because no-one taught you that it is just wrong to do that.  So get over your self and move on jackass.  You all are draining my sparkles so stop it.

Now a break from our normally scheduled programming….TIME to shop

With how busy everybody is and how we all love to shop online, below are a few awesome sites to shop from.  You can get a wide variety of items from the sites below.  Needs toys for kids, check out Discovery Toys.  How about gem stones and jewelry check out Cheekers Crafts.  Love cookies check out The Cookie Garden.  Need some Garlic Garlic check out Tastefully Simple.  After all that don’t forget to spoil yourself with some adult toys and bath and beauty items.  Yes we need to spoil ourselves or the men in our lives need to. 

 

It’s the perfect time to start shopping for the holidays and by ordering through the following sites you are helping an individual bring some income into his/her house.  All sites ship across the United States.  Not ready to shop for the holidays then reward yourself for not going crazy over the summer or not overindulging by the pool.

Did I mention you can shop from the privacy from your own home?  What’s better than that?  Nothing I can think of except the beach or being rolled in sparkles.

https://www.pureromance.com/Kellymfleck

http://www.discoverytoys.com/pws/Beckyknol/tabs/pw-home.aspx

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cheekerscrafts

http://www.cookiegarden.com/

https://www.tastefullysimple.com/web/hmeyer2


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Clueless and Floyd the alligator

You may think I’m clueless but I’m really not.  I do listen and I do watch the news.  Now I am not a news junky like some people, mainly because I like to have more than just one interest.  I watch enough to know what’s going on and to make sure the world is still here.  I know the news can be all consuming and I would drive myself insane watching the 60 new stations and listening to the 100 radio stations.  So I’ll watch enough to keep me weird and not insane.  Which to some people they are not sure which is better.  I do act clueless sometimes but because I prefer not to engage is some of the craziness out there.  Sometimes it best for all involved because a crazy blonde is not always fun.

So after watching a bit of news I’ll take Floyd the alligator out for a walk.  What, he needs exercise too.  We tend to end up at the alligator park so he can play with the other gators.  Since we have been going there for a while he has been discovered.  He now has a modeling contract for a hair color and makeup company.  Who knew this could happen?  I didn’t but I’m glad it did.  Now he can join the others on his journey and it adds to my wackiness of a life.

Get a clue jackass

Unless someone is dying why do you call 5 times in less than an hour?  Do you really think that will fix your problem any faster?  Well it won’t fix it faster.  All your doing to bugging the person fixing it and keeping others from doing their job since you call everybody and their brother in space.  So calm your titty hairs and let us do our thing so it can get fixed since you are not able to do it correctly the first time.

One other thing crazy kid, check your messages before calling back.  You’ll know who you need to ask for since I am not the mind reader of all minds or eyeballs for that matter.  I’d be happy to transfer you to the office that’s in the parking lot if you like.  Maybe one of the cars called you and wants your opinion on its color or new tires.

You cannot wait 5 minutes for me to make a call to verify that you’re financing won’t be affected, doing this return, but you’re willing to drive 20 minutes to another store to return something then you’re a scammer.  Yes, I said you’re a scammer because you just want a store credit for an online item that is not carried in the store.  Oh and by the way with store credit we need a license.  Too many returns and you can and will be turned down for future returns.  Then what smarty pants.  How are you going to scam then?  So don’t take it out on me because I am going by procedure and so is the manager.  Not to mention the system is set up the way it is by corporate then take your shit elsewhere.

Me and charts in Excel equals a possible intervention

Some days I think I’m just an Excel junkie.  I created another spreadsheet to keep track of a few things and made a graph for the data too.  I was thinking why I didn’t do this 2 years ago when I started the position.  Then I realized I may be a little off because I like seeing data like this.  Some days I feel like I could make a spreadsheet for everything.  Like how many times people walk through the exit instead of the entrance or how many people stand there looking at the credit card machine with their card in their hand.  People it won’t process your card unless you put in it the credit card machine.  I know some of you are good at putting things in places,  How do I know I can see that your wife has 2 kids hanging on her with another one on the way.

I cannot make this shit up.  Wait I don’t have to I work with the public.  But back to my obsession to spreadsheets and charts.  If I start doing it every day I'll have to have an Excel intervention with myself and the goldfish in my head.