I will of course have lots of dinners coming up because it's hard to coordinate all the family and friends. I figure it's a great way to stretch out the birthday celebrations.
My goofy and strange events in my life and some not so goofy and strange. It's my life and I'm proud of it. I have no kids and don't want them. But I do love my nieces, nephews and cousins like crazy and have fun with them. I have no regrets and I'm not perfect. I am who I am and will not apologize for it. So come and enjoy my silliness and rants. Sometimes my brain works overtime and I forget everything I learned about grammar.
Thursday, February 11, 2016
Speed Limit Sign Birthday
Two days ago I turned 45. Yes, my age now equals a speed limit sign. While I worked both jobs that day, I still enjoyed it. I am blessed and grateful to be able to still work among other things. Of course I'd rather be off that day but it wasn't in the cards. So I made the most of it and smiled all day.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Antique flea markets
Today I'm at an antique flea market. I have a booth that was given to me by my Tastefully Simple upline. She couldn't do it so she passed it on. So I packed up what I was going to take and put it aside. Then I got to thinking that I could sell some of my "junk". Now I use the word junk in a good way. Because not all junk is really junk when it's someone else's treasure.
So I set up my booth and almost immediately I start selling my junk. Someone asked about an old the thermometer that I had and I said $3. She was like oh no it's worth more than that. I'll pay $10. I'm sitting there thinking that's not the way this works. You pay what I ask for or ask if I'll take lower. Not ask if I'll take more. So I was like ok I'll take your $10. Heck I got it for free, so see ya thermometer and hello money.
The people that come though are definitely interesting. I love dealing with them and I always end up with some weird crazy story. There's still an hour left so let's see what happens.
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
Boycotting the Oscars
With all the talk of boycotting the Oscars, I thought I’d join in. I figure since I am a short, middle-aged, overweight, blue eyed woman that I would boycott too. I mean why not, I’m not nominated at all for anything, not even for my blonde hair being an extra in my life. Which is very exciting with all the work in the sky I do with the fish and worms. Not to mention all the movies I make on Pluto.
Not to mention Billy Bob and Yoda making a movie this past month and I directed and produced it. It was a short movie with them on the beach enjoying the water and sand. They frolicked and played all day before going back to the Mars space station that’s in the ocean. It going to be a classic movie 25 years from now and they will have reunions for years and years. Currently the movie is only available on my iPhone. They are shy creatures and only want it viewed once a year.
So until I get nominated for one of my Billy Bob and Yoda short films or for being myself in my own life, I’m boycotting going to any space award shows or any award show for that matter. Who am I kidding? I don’t need an award to let me know I’m blonde. I can see it every day in the mirror. Some days it’s a good looking award other days it’s kind of scary since the hair tends to stand straight up in the morning.
Until next time, later peeps.
Monday, January 18, 2016
New job and home show
I started week 3 at the new job. So far it's good and I fit right in with some people. Since it's a small company it wasn't too hard to do. I am loving it there so far.
This past weekend I did a 2 day home show. I set up my Tastefully Simple items. It was a pretty good show. I didn't make my booth back but I sold more than the last one in September and met some more awesome people.
Things are looking up from here. A new permenant job and a new part time job. Since the last one was seasonal. Now it's back to th crazy busy life. Throw in some sparkle and fun and I'm living the life of a beach person.
Thursday, December 31, 2015
New Year equals new job
Starting a new job is exciting and scary. Everything is new and different and you don't
know what to expect. I start a new job
on Monday. It is a permanent job with
benefits. While it is not much more money
than what I make now I will at least have the medical benefits and vacation
time. Not to mention a 401k plan. I am grateful for this opportunity. It kind of just fell into my lap. A friend I bowled with years ago told me
about it. Her husband works there and he
turned in my resume. Interviewed on a Monday
for it and got a job offer on Tuesday.
It will be sad to leave where I am at now. But it will be good to be in a new permanent position. While I know what I am leaving and do not
know what is on the other side I know in the end it will be better because I
will no longer be a temporary employee.
I am blessed to have had to go through this. It has made me a stronger person. While I still need to pay things off I know I
am on a better road. I can achieve
anything I want to. Things sometimes
happen for a reason. I have made my
mistakes over the past 2 and a half years but I have grown and learned a lot.
I cannot wait to see how the new job is and what is in store
for me in 2016. Until next time, later peeps.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
My Underachieving Christmas Letter
It has been an interesting year. All the kids and creatures are doing
wonderfully. They are all out of the
house and living is some type of house structure or in a matchbook.
Billy Bob is slowly coming out of hiding and showing up in
pictures. He’s thinking of going into
standup and going on tour. He is tired
of being locked up in a purse or left somewhere. His sister Ursula has felt the need to go to
Alaska and open an Orange Farm. She
thinks it will be very successful because it is costly to ship fresh Turnips
and Brussel Sprouts there. Her Financial
Accounting Doctorate will be useful in this field. The twins Agnes and Augustus are going to
Antarctica to raise Butterflies and Roses.
They want to spread some color in an area that is so white. They will take online classes to learn how
to do hair and car repairs so they can add that service to the area. Both services are very much in demand in the
area amongst the penguins and seals.
Since completing the 4th grade, Buck the Golden Retriever,
he runs a fish grooming business on Mars.
He has become very busy and has a lot of clients. He has a nice house on the dark side of Mars
and is very happy. Skippy the Iguana is
floating around space looking for space garbage to send back to other planets
for recycling. He has found a lot of
garbage but not a lot of places to take it to recycle. So he’s thinking about changing his colors
and doing something else.
As for me, I’m working a full time normal job and trying to
keep circus of kids and creatures away from fuzzy bunnies and the chairs. I have recently purchased a dirt farm so I
place to retire to and run in my purple years.
I am looking forward to being able to grow some dirt and supply the universe
with it.
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
The thoughts that pop into my head
Bungee jumping equals lemon shakeups and milk shakes.
If you wanted someone to work better and harder then pay better.
Good thing about having an elephant in your house making a mess he can also clean it up by knocking it down.
Monkeys and Butterflies
Purple monkeys running all through the fields
Chasing lime green butterflies
Oh what fun this is says the monkeys
When we chase the butterflies and we can play
Play on the slides, swings, and in the trees
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