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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Babies and Shutterfly

So yea, I received the email from Shutterfly saying congratulations.  I was like Yippee a miracle occurred.  I have no uterus and I'm expecting a baby.  It must be true, Dr. Shutterfly said so.  It must be another coming of the purple spotted monkey.  Can the world handle 2 Christmas's?  Or will we have Christmas Day in December then Purplemonkeymas day in June.

I can see it now the candy of the season would be bananas and you'd kiss under the tire instead of the mistletoe.  Oh all the fun we are going to have with this new holiday.  I cannot wait.

I guess this means I'll have to go to Mars to have this miracle since there is no room at the inn or the manger for me to give birth.

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