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Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Punching and kicking the polar vortex in the knees
I feel like I'm stuck in a polar vortex hole and it won't let me out. I keep kicking it in the knees but nothing. I jump and punch it in the knees. Nothing. But I'm short so kicking and punching have the same affect.
All this kicking and punching had gotten be stuck in a pile of snow. The snow has no knees so I cannot kick or punch. So I just head butt it. That causes brain freeze.
I think I just stay in this snow pile until July. Because by then it'll melt.