To whom it may concern tell me not to do something/do not share

I'm one of those people when you tell me not to do something I'm going to do it.  Well as long as it's not dangerous.  But skydiving could be fun.  The wind flying up my nose and through my brain.  Not to mention the sand between my toes.  What there's no beach in the sky?  Whatevs in my world there is.

But really you post something on Social Media and ask people not to share.  Umm there are jackasses who will share it and because they like it.  You should be thrilled that your work is getting noticed.  If your worried put a watermark on it.  Stop being a whimp and not get offended get over your feelings.  

Also,  most people know when to post and when not to post.  Get some common sense and don't tell people not to post something when it has already been discussed it's a private event.  The goldfish in my brain even know that it doesn't belong on Facebook even if the hamster running on his wheel in your head doesn't.

Ok byeeeeee

To whom it may concern the Douche Canoes

 To whom it may concern the douche canoes.  Just because your offended by something that doesn't mean everyone else.  What if your offended by yourself?  Then what do you do.  I am offended by myself so do I report myself to the martians living on Neptune or Pluto.  Asking for a friend.

The besties and tattoos

 So this past weekend my besties/sisters and I went and got matching tattoos.  I had wanted 1 for years but never had the guts to do it.  Well over this past summer when we were at a family baby shower we talked about it.  We all were in a group chat sending pictures of ones we found and we all decided on 1 we liked and finally did it.

The Karen's and coupons

 The Karen's are just getting worse.  I had 3 people who were bitching and moaning about coupons when they were returning items.  Hey stupid people.  Most coupons say that not only can they not be combined 95% of the time, but when you return items you loose the coupon.  Maybe you should have made sure that the damn pillows you bought in the first place matched your couch.  

I may still be melted

 I know know if I'm a solid person yet.  While it was super hot a while back now we have humidity.  Which makes things sweat in all the strangest places.  Like your eyeballs.  What they could sweat?  It is called tears.  Yes tears.  Oh wait that's crying.  Ok I was never melted.  But thanks to air conditioning I was nice and cool.  Not to mention my hair.  It was a big ball of fuzz.  But thanks to being a teenager in the 80's I knew how to fix it.  Alright ok Byyeeeeee

Help I’ve melted

 To whom it may concern:

 

Yes, it is so hot that we have all melted into a liquid.  But remember we will be frozen come December and January.  Since Mother Nature doesn’t want to change her ways, we need to make sure we are not melting and freezing solid year after year.  For me I will turn into a fish and spend my time in the pool.  See pools are safe there is no seaweed or sharks to come after me.  Not to mention that there is no sand to get up in all my cracks like my butt or stuck in my toes.  What am I the only one who doesn’t like sand up my private bits?  Some days I think I am.  Ok then byeeeeee.

 

Welcome to April

 Hi. Now that the days are starting to get nicer and the sun is staying our longer, it’s time to play it is mud or dog poop. For all those you waited to pick the me shit up have fun. As a kid I figured out to pick it up in the winter because it didn’t smell and was frozen.  My brother would have a fit because he’d get stuck picking it up in the summer. I was no dummy.