To Whom It May Concern: Jackasses/Karens

Just because you don't like something means you have to get it banned or cancel culture it.  There is such a thing as blocking things on social media.  YES jackasses and Karens that is a thing.  Is it really that hard to do.  For the rest of us no its not.  Because causing a shit show on social media is a ton of work for us normal people.  But for you people its very easy to cause a shit show and dumpster fire on social media.  It's almost like a talent that you were born with.  I for one was not born with that talent and I didn't major in it when I went to college.

I don't care what you were or live.  As long as your nice and respectful I'm good,  If your not then I'll walk away and leave it at that.  I'm not gonna blast you all over internet and the universe.  Because in the universe there are only aliens and space garbage.  So I'm sure they'd love to hear about how yogurt is too sexy to be sold or that ice cream catches the house on fire.

Do you all need more monkeys with your circus?   Have it and you can take all mine.

To whom it may concern tell me not to do something/do not share

I'm one of those people when you tell me not to do something I'm going to do it.  Well as long as it's not dangerous.  But skydiving could be fun.  The wind flying up my nose and through my brain.  Not to mention the sand between my toes.  What there's no beach in the sky?  Whatevs in my world there is.

But really you post something on Social Media and ask people not to share.  Umm there are jackasses who will share it and because they like it.  You should be thrilled that your work is getting noticed.  If your worried put a watermark on it.  Stop being a whimp and not get offended get over your feelings.  

Also,  most people know when to post and when not to post.  Get some common sense and don't tell people not to post something when it has already been discussed it's a private event.  The goldfish in my brain even know that it doesn't belong on Facebook even if the hamster running on his wheel in your head doesn't.

Ok byeeeeee

To whom it may concern the Douche Canoes

 To whom it may concern the douche canoes.  Just because your offended by something that doesn't mean everyone else.  What if your offended by yourself?  Then what do you do.  I am offended by myself so do I report myself to the martians living on Neptune or Pluto.  Asking for a friend.

To whom it may concern quarantine

To whom it may concern:

I am don't this with quarantine shit.  I am one of the ones who knows how to wash my hands and stay 6 feet away.  Hell I even know what a shower is and I always stay away from the idiots.  So please open up the pools for us.  Why you ask.  Because all you ass hats in charge have taken away everything else from us and our immune systems won't be able to fight the common cold much less all the stupid people in the world.  Or anyone else for that matter that we don't want to deal with.

Yes. I know this letter will piss people off and I could fall into the idiot group.  But I am ok with that.  So don't get your underwear in a bunch over someone you don't know.  You worry about you.  Because we have done our sparkly duty and it's time to move on and solve other issues.  Like how to make it rain glitter.

So go and have some laughs over on TikTok.  Of course I'm there being stupid or fucking funny as shit.  So find me @oneblondebraincell.  What did you expect?  Something original like Unicorn.

Peace out and keep sparkling.