Saturday, May 11, 2019

Learn some phone manners

People it’s not hard to identify who you are when calling someone. Oh hanging up when someone is in mid sentence. Really where you raised in an ant farm. Because it sounds like you were raised with the sea monkeys.

Not to mention when do I have to ask you 10 questions when to find out why the hell you want when you called me.


Friday, April 19, 2019

Freaking out over Jason Momoa shaving his beard

When have we become more focused on what celebrities do to there faces?  I'll be the first to admit that Jason Momoa is hot.  Like most people I have seen pictures of him over the years and he is hot in all of them.  With or without the beard he's eye candy.  I am one of the few people not freaking out about him shaving his face.  Ok maybe the only one.  Why because HE IS JUST LOOKING NO MATTER WHAT IS ON HIS FACE. 

By the way it's his face and we have no say in if he shaves or not.  Lisa Bonet has a say in his face because they are married.  But the rest of us get over it. There are other things to freak out about.  Like garbage in the ocean or in the forests.  How about the hungry people in the country and the rest of the world?  Freak out about those things.

Ok that was my mini freak.

Saturday, April 13, 2019

People just breath.....it'll be ok just don't call in the monkeys

No matter where you are going through any type of change can either be challenging or not.  It is more challenging when people start freaking out and calling every brother, sister, monkey, and space alien around.  Calling all those people will not make the change go away nor will it help to fix and issues that occurred with said change.

So yes, you may not be getting all your emails on all your devices or you may not like the new boss.  But take a deep breath and realize that some things are not in your control and some are.  You can leave your job because you really cannot stand the new dragon that is in charge.  Just remember that the grass isn't always greener on the other side as it can have some brown spots in it.

If you're not getting emails and the IT group is working on it then use the voice you were given and call people.  What texting and social media took it away?  I'm sorry then maybe you should go find it again and get practicing on your social and speaking skills so you can function like a human being again.  Yes, it's that easy.

So go into the world and breath.  Enjoy the moment and remember clowns are not always scary.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Because everyone needs a sign

Yes everyone needs a sign. I was out with friends and Saturday and they decided I needed to go to their house and make a sign.  My one friend sell Chalk Corture. If you haven’t done it you need to. I don’t know what I was waiting for.  We played and laughed for hours. So what are you waiting for. Go get addicted to making signs. You won’t regret it. 
  






Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Last day at the partime job

Yes, it happened.  I'm a free woman on the weekends.  No, I am wondering around offering things for free.  I do not have to work the weekends anymore.  Which is great because I have a full-time job that I can concentrate at now and I can work on their stuff when it comes up.

The adventures are going to start coming more now.  Like a trip to the moon or under the sea.  Either one can be a great day trip.  Ok, maybe not physically but mentally I can do it.

Until next peeps!

Sunday, February 17, 2019

Yahoo car paid off and said good bye to the part time job

Well, since paying off my car this week I also quit my part time job.  While I loved all the stupid people that came in, there just wasn't a need for me to continue working there.  Well, all the good stories that I get daily are classic but I couldn't in good faith spill the beans on them all.

Oh who am I kidding.  I wrote about some of it and just didn't name the store I was working at.  I probably won't either in case I ever need to go back to a big box retail store to work if I am ever in the need for a job. I'll probably sell my brain if I ever decide to work retail again.  It takes a unique person to be able to do that.  With my face gestures it wasn't going to last.  What management frowns upon eye rolling while looking directly at the customers.

So here's to all the eye rolling.

Friday, February 8, 2019

Fear not my sparkly peeps Its my birthday

Fear not my sparkly peeps I am not losing any sparkle tomorrow only gaining it.  Tomorrow I turn another year older.  I flip from 47 to 48.  Yes, I may be closer to 50 then 40 but I have way more sparkle left and I seem to keep finding it.  Maybe its trouble I keep finding.  Hard to tell now a days since it appears both are close cousins to each other in my life.

For the birthday weekend I thought about traveling to Pluto to check on how it has been doing since it lost its planet status.  I thought I could cheer it up by brining some balloons and some of our stupid people there.  I know Pluto could use a good laugh.  What I want to share our Walmartians?  Oh come on some of that shit is funny and should be shared.  It will either encourage or discourage a visit from Martians.  Maybe the Walmartians are actually frome another plant.  Because I don't think all the stupidity came just from mankind.  Just saying.

Happy birthday to me.