I know more than you think and it's funny

Yes I know more than you think I do. I just don't let on because it's funny hear you talk shit. I'm blonde and I act it. It's an act people. I don't let on because all the fools would take my shit and leave. 

I can't and won't tell all my ideas.  Some I have to keep for myself. Like when the monkeys are in my head eating popcorn and watching movies. I do what I have to do. Only person who's going to look out me and my monkeys is me. 

Hello, people wake up

There are some days I wonder how people actually keep a job.  My business partner and I plan events and each week there is at least 3 stupid people.  They claim they didn't receive the contract or the invoice.  After we suggest they check their spam folder or any other folders they have, they always find it.  Some even forget they have set up rules so that emails will automatically move to a folder.  Hello! People why would you do that, unless you are checking them every other day.  Plus the fact you know I am sending a Paypal invoice. Duh you set up a rule for all Paypal emails to get filed in your Paypal folder.  Hello McFly anybody home.

Then you get the ones who claim they didn't receive their refund.  I inform them that I will look into since the money left my Paypal account.  I call Paypal and they see it being refunded.  I let her know and that she needs to call because they cannot tell me anything about her accounts.  Turns out she had a Paypal account and she forgot she had it.  Really, you forgot.  You go off on us for your stupidity. 

I can see forgetting you have an account.  While some of the people who are in direct sales, do it part-time.  Others do it full-time Some of these people do it part-time and work a full-time job.  How do you not know to check other email folders.  I can see forgetting about an account.  Lord knows I have like 50 accounts.  But your email, email is huge nowadays.

So people get a clue.

Do not call us until you check all your email folders for our emails?

Check your Paypal account for the refund?

After all that then bug the hell out of us.  We are not here to hold your hands while you look.  You may think we are.  Nope we are not,  sorry.  No, not sorry you grown adults with your own parents. 

So suck it up and deal with it.  Not all events are the same.  

Origami Owl

I decided to sell Origami Owl. It's a great company. You can dealing your own locket. You can pick you necklace, locket, and charms. The charms move around so they look different all the time. You can even change out the charms. They are called living lockets. 

It's a great addition to my Gold Canyon Candle business. 

Weekend of Events

I had a weekend full of events. One was out of town and one was in town. It as fun and had a lot of learning lessons. I don't believe in drama and gossip. While I try to stay out of it I know it's not realistic. There's always drama and I have just learned how to walk away or move on.

Your drama is yours and yes I make mistakes

Peoples stupid drama needs to stay away from me. Hence why I only have a few good friends. 

They know I make mistakes and don't think I'm out up get them. So they don't go ape shit bat crazy when I make them. 🐒🐵 They move on when I tell them I was doing something and text them by mistake. Shit💩 happens. 

So people move on. Life is too short to make it a pile of shit and baby snot. 

On a brighter note the baby I watched hasn't peed on me in months while I change his diaper. 

Ideas and helping family whose heads are up their asses.

I love it when someone comes to me and says we need to start a business together. I respond with yes let's do it. We had a few ideas a few years ago let's revisit and sit down and talk and get it rolling. Then nothing out of her.  So I go on my merry way selling candles and setting up events. Again she comes back with it again. I'm like ok what are you thinking. She tells me and I am like ok it's doable. Once again ball drops on her end. I continue on and hear from family that her head is up her ass. I'm like yea I offered many options but ball always dropped on her end so I figured she must not need it that bad. Which I know she does. 

So I hear that she is doing something. Good I'm glad. But don't come to me saying you want to start something when you already have something going. Yes we are family and families tend to help each other. But I cannot help if you don't let me. So suck it. I'm going to continue on doing my thing and if you to use my services down the road you'll probably end up having to pay for them like everyone else since the offer for free help has been there for quite awhile and you choose to keep your head up your ass. 

Tips on vendor events for those signing up

Ok people it's really not that hard. There are 2 of us that are planning events. She sends out the contracts and I invoice them via paypay when she says she hast sent the invoice. Some of these people should not be dealing with the public because they call us saying they cannot find the invoice or contract. We have listed who does what and not our fault your a stupid fuck who get too much email and doesn't check your spam folder or other folders to see if the email is in there. Here are some tips. 

1.     Check your spam folder. If you don't and your invoice from paypay made it there. Opppps your a fucktard who missed paying now your spot in our event is gone. 

2.     Read and follow how we want you to responds when requesting events. Yes we said to list what dates you want once we post it.  Opppps again your a fucktard who cannot follow simple instructions. 

3.     No drama. Hello your not in high school or grade school. We are not daycare center workers either. Put your big girl or boy pants on and deal with it. 

4.     Stop being a fucktard. Not my problem you don't know how to use email and cannot find anything. Then 30 minutes later find it and send it all back. Your stupid and get some glasses.