Attention flip flop wearers-yes footwear of choice

Please make sure your toes look nice.  Either have no polish or have them all polished.  I am not talking about a big toe half polished with the other 4 fully polished or have 3 different colors that are chipped.  I mean really you might as well have sasquatch feet. But if you have sasquatch feet go get that shit waxed off.  No one likes to see hairy feet with chipped polish and toe rings popping through.  Yes, the waxing will hurt like hell but at least your feet will look nice.  A lot of nail places do waxing so ask them wax your feet at your next appointment.  Just don’t have them do it while they are polishing tour toes.  If you don’t want to spend the money, then wax or shave them yourself.  I think they still make Nair.  That defeats the purpose and your feet will still end up hairy like a gorilla.  If you want decorative toes, then wear toe rings or have the nail tech do nail art on your toes.

First day of school pictures and flip flops

With all these back to school pics I’m beginning to wonder if I need to start posting flip flop pics.  What doesn’t everyone want to see sasquatch fee in flip flops?  Oh come on that would so make the news.  Not to mention it’d be something new in your news feed since all summer long we’ve seen all of little Timmy’s pictures posted all over Facebook.  He’s been doing things like baseball, ballet and some weird somersault down the sledding hill.  I’m sure there are people wearing flips on their ears to keep their ears warm and someone probably uses them to go sledding.  What it’s not like people don’t wear them in the middle of the winter.  If you haven’t heard of this read the post from earlier in the week peeps.

So keep an eye out for pictures of flip flop pictures on my Facebook page or on my Google+ page.  Ya never know when one will show up.  Heck Billy Bob finally got his picture for the first day of school.

Flips Flops the footwear of choice

There are days where I wonder why do I have to put actual shoes on.  Why cannot flip flops be footwear of choice all the way around?  If I could I would live in flip flops year round.  But if I did I’d have frozen piggy’s because I live in the Midwest and it gets cold and snowy here.  If I had sasquatch feet that would be a whole other story.  Because I wouldn’t need any shoes or clothes for that matter.  But that is another issue for another time.

Of course there are people who should never ever wear flips or sandals of any kind.  You know the ones who don’t get their toes painted and look like they have been running through a mud pit.  They need to wear shoes that completely cover their feet.  Because no one wants to see that.

Flips can totally go with any outfit.  They can be blinged out or sporty looking like the Nike ones.  I think I will make it a mission to get flips the shoe of choice for us sparkly peeps.