For all the face planters

 I have been known to face plant a few times in my life. Once was at a fest where my toe was bleeding and I couldn’t walk to the first aid tent for a band aid so the paramedics came and took care of it. When the ladies at work heard about it they were joking it was a great way to pick up a hot firefighter. So a few years later 2020 to be exact I tripped going into the hospital for my mammogram. So I tell the ladies at work and they were like trying to pick up another paramedic. I said no I was going a hot doctors because they have more money. That made the whole office laugh. 

So it’s all in how you look at faceplanting. I wasn’t seriously hurt in either fall.