Christmas letter 2021

 Happy Holidays from the Blonde Brain Cells.  Since the entire world has been shut down due to the Corona beer virus, I was traveling the universe visiting the kids.  I went to Pluto to help Billy Bob build skateboards.  He expanded his line to include one that can fly and go under water.  He's been traveling light years away to get needles to all the squirrels in space.

Ursula is still a piece of sand but she has moved to a mansion down in the Mariana trench.  She is an Uber driver there and also produces spaceships there.Skippy the golden retriever is still in the grooming business,  He has expanded to grooming elephants, gnats, and wine corks.  Since loosing all the oil on Pluto he has made a ton of money exporting feminine products to space.  What?  It helps the meteors crash land into the castles in fish tanks

As of now none of the kits have the beer virus.  But they do have the air virus.  So they when they come to earth they walk around with TVs in their ears and rockets on their feet.  

Until next year, be weird.

Uneventful Christmas letter

Dear Peeps,

It’s that time of year for the update on the family.

The fuzzy bunnies are still helping Buck the Gold Retriever with his fish grooming business on Pluto.  They have also started selling their coats that are made out of seaweed and they have expanding that to other plants such as Uranus and Mars.  Not to mention Earth.  So there are bunch of fish that have been all cleaned up and are wearing coats.  What they get cold now that they have no hair on them.

Billy Bob and some of the bunnies are still touring providing entertainment to the world and the universe.  Nothing beats a plastic toy dude with bunnies preforming a comedy act.  Ursula, his sister still runs an orange farm in Alaska shipping turnips and Brussel sprouts to Antarctica.  The twins Agnes and Augustus have bene doing hair and car repairs in Antarctica for the penguins and whales.  Their fins and feet get tired after swimming for days on end. 

I am still on earth physically but mentally I’m in blonde world.  Until next.

Only Yours,

The Blonde One