So, does anyone know what they bought yesterday when they
went shopping after eating that turkey and being in a food coma? Between the crowds and the food comas it
makes me wonder how anyone was able to push the carts and load them up. Does the alcohol even out the food coma and
everybody doesn’t walk around like a drunken fool? In past years people were crazy pushing and shoving
each other and for what, a savings of 2 pennies. I imagine people pushing and shoving all while
being in that food coma and just grabbing things and moving on. When they get home and are looking through
their purchases, they are like oh when did I buy an elephant with a lime green
tutu on. So that’s why I have a semi-truck
in my driveway. Oh, look a VHS playing
with a box of beta tapes. What great purchases,
my family is going to love this stuff.
People really need to stop shopping on Thanksgiving and
enjoy the family. Because let’s face it,
a flying monkey playing the tuba will only last a short time. But the crazy cousin swinging from the
chandler with the turkey yelling you can’t catch us will last a lifetime.
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