Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Your butt isn't made of gold, so change that roll of toilet paper


We have all been there.  We walk into the bathroom and there’s a roll of toilet paper sitting on top of the holder.  Come on people they keep the key in the holder.  How can you not change it?  Do you not change it at home?  I think some people think that there’s a bathroom fairy that will change the rolls.  If you use it replace it.  It’s a simple concept and let’s face it,  it's respectful to change it.

What’s worse is when there are 2 rolls sitting on top of a full holder.  It’s like what the frigging frack.  Are you too good to use what’s in the holder on your butt?  Is your butt made of gold?  If that’s the case, why are you pooping out of it.  Gold is a precious metal; your butt isn’t so change that roll of paper!

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