Monday, March 26, 2018

Shower curtain that holds phones and tablets....UHH NO thank you.


Really people!  Now you need a shower curtain that has pockets for your tablets and phones?  Is nothing sacred anymore?  I can picture it now, a whole bunch of nitwits will accidently take a video of themselves and post it on social media.  Then these same people will have their panties in an uproar and blaming everyone else.  Because they were too busy playing with their phones instead of washing their private bits.  They will also want all shower curtains to be banned and have regulations because their naked asses ended up on the internet.   So if you do not want your naked soapy asses on the internet then don’t play with your phone or tablet in the show.

If you want something to play with in the shower I’m sure you can still find some bath toys at Toys-R-Us at a great price.  Plus, they also make waterproof adult toys that you can use in the shower as well.  So you have lots of options if you don’t want your naked private bits on the internet.

So please do all of us a favor and don’t play with your phones and tablets in the shower.  I have a hard time looking at my naked ass in the shower and I sparkle.  So I really don’t want to see you plain ass self in the shower.  Unless you’re a 6-foot male who has 6-pack abs.  Now that’s a whole different story. 

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