If you don’t laugh daily, you’ll shrivel up like a prune.
Hey lumber associate the 2 pretty boys need help loading
their sheetrock. They don’t want to get
their old clothes dirty.
It’s so hot out I need glue to keep my sparkles on.
I am always leaving my wallet all over. If I would put it back in my purse it would
be a wonderful thing. Yesterday I ran
into a store to get frozen yogurt and grabbed my wallet out of my purse. Now you’re probably thinking why didn’t she
just grab her whole purse. Have you
crazy chuckleheads seen some of the purses we females carry, some are as big as
a small suitcase. Not only do we have to
carry tampons, a wallet, makeup and a load of other crap, we also need to carry
our kids diapers and toys. Then the
husband is handing over his wallet and power tools for us to hold. So now you see why we have a suitcase sized
purse. It’s like we are carrying the
entire house with us. So now you know
why I tend to forget my wallet and why some men carry a man purse. Because let’s face it us woman we don’t need
to carry around table saw like men feel the need to. We just carry around a wide variety of
feminine products.
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