So I will decorate my house and annoy the other half with all the streamer and balloons. Then at the end of the month I will sit on all the balloons and try to pop them Remember that game as a kid. We all got a balloon and the first one to pop it won a prize. What kind of game was that? Were my parents too cheap to buy the Pin the Tail on the Donkey game. Even that game was cheap.
So in 2 days I will be 44. Yes, I said 44. No, I will not lie or try to lie about it. It's the truth and I am proud of my age. So to all those women who don't admit it or don't say because it's not lady like I say yell it from the rooftops. We all can tell that your closer to 60 and not 29. So suck it up and love it the age you are.
I will always be a lady. Foul mouth at times and blonde at others but still a lady and I love it.