I may be a speed limit sign

As many people during the pandemic I hit a milestone age. I turned a speed limit sign. I don’t feel like I’m going 50 more like 30. Not to mention I don’t feel like I am mature with the tik toks I make. 

Yes there are more levels to this year

Who the fuck knew that there was yet another level to this year. Yes there is. It’s called the presidential election. I almost forgot because I haven’t seen a lot of political ads and flyers. But I sure did see some of the debate. I couldn’t watch more than 5 minutes. I sure hope this this the last level to this year because I don’t think we can handle anymore. 

To whom it may or may not concern:

This level of Jumanji with the rioting is a little too much.  Can we just skip it the rest of it and go on to the next level?  It is not like we ever started the killer bee level.  So, with that we can be finished right, or will the oceans empty out to the outer rings of the universe.  If that happens imagine what the looters could find then.  Maybe some sunken treasure or some odd-looking fish.  It is not like there’s a level that included all the politicians that are in office.  That group is another game entirely.  One that a lot of us would rather not play anymore because they are being boneheads on the whole quarantine.

On that note I am going to find a nice desert with a pool.  It’s not like anyone is out there looting and rioting.  They could if they want tons of sand.  Peace out and thank you.

To whom it may concern quarantine

To whom it may concern:

I am don't this with quarantine shit.  I am one of the ones who knows how to wash my hands and stay 6 feet away.  Hell I even know what a shower is and I always stay away from the idiots.  So please open up the pools for us.  Why you ask.  Because all you ass hats in charge have taken away everything else from us and our immune systems won't be able to fight the common cold much less all the stupid people in the world.  Or anyone else for that matter that we don't want to deal with.

Yes. I know this letter will piss people off and I could fall into the idiot group.  But I am ok with that.  So don't get your underwear in a bunch over someone you don't know.  You worry about you.  Because we have done our sparkly duty and it's time to move on and solve other issues.  Like how to make it rain glitter.

So go and have some laughs over on TikTok.  Of course I'm there being stupid or fucking funny as shit.  So find me @oneblondebraincell.  What did you expect?  Something original like Unicorn.

Peace out and keep sparkling.

Not done with Jumanji and I did it to myself

Well, I guess I am not done playing Jumanji.  I added another level myself.  The hamster wheel aka the bike.  I don't know what I was thinking when I went a purchased a bike 10 days ago. After about 6 rides on the wheel my ass is still screaming at me.  Nothing else is yelling out in pain and my ass is not yelling in farts either.

So I am not sure what I was thinking adding that level into mix.  I just hope my TikToks come alive as another level.

Peace out and keep sparkling

I’m done playing this version Jumanji

Toilet paper, Pokémon go and Tik Tok

A few weeks in and people are still hoarding toilet paper and paper towels.  Don’t people realize that the stores are still getting stock or are they that stupid.  I’m going with stupid.  I hope all the hoarders have a few plungers in the house because with all that toilet paper toilets are gonna get clogged.

I also wonder where are they storing it all, in their garage?  I get some people have 2 car garages but isn’t it filer with you other stuff. Like cars and all the kids shit.  Plus I don’t think people want to inherit toilet paper. Just saying. 

On another note I found Tik Tok and have become addicated like everyone else.  Between that and Pokémon Go I am not sure which one is more a time waster.  Either way I have entertainment after I get done working for the day.  Since I work from home at this time I have an extra 90 minutes to waste on that.  Because it’s not like I can eat since I have no toilet paper