My mind is on fire

My mind is on fire. Well, more like a monkey on a monkey wheel. I'm always busy working my businesses, spending time with loved ones, and kicking back relaxing. It will pay off on the end but the craziness is what gets me. I'm the type of person who does something and if everybody agrees on it then it's done and sent out and we move on. Unless it's something major no need for changes.  But that's me. Not everybody thinks like that and realizes it can cause confusion. Maybe it's me overthinking it which happens on occision. I cannot be perfect and try to improve myself.  I'd be board if I was perfect. 

Blonde is more fun anyways. Yes I act like it at times. What fun would life be if I didn't. 

You just have to pay attention to what people need and what has not been done.” —Russell Simmons, Def Jam founder

The above quote says a lot. I love it. It can be taken a few ways. I see it as paying attention to what they need and providing it to them in a way that hasn't been done.  If the need soap but only find it in a shack 3 towns over then you find or figure out what has not been done to get it to them and do it. 

Babies and Shutterfly

So yea, I received the email from Shutterfly saying congratulations.  I was like Yippee a miracle occurred.  I have no uterus and I'm expecting a baby.  It must be true, Dr. Shutterfly said so.  It must be another coming of the purple spotted monkey.  Can the world handle 2 Christmas's?  Or will we have Christmas Day in December then Purplemonkeymas day in June.

I can see it now the candy of the season would be bananas and you'd kiss under the tire instead of the mistletoe.  Oh all the fun we are going to have with this new holiday.  I cannot wait.

I guess this means I'll have to go to Mars to have this miracle since there is no room at the inn or the manger for me to give birth.

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Guest blog by the baby

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Taking that jump on an idea

It's never easy to take a leap into the unknown. But I'm thinking I'm just gonna do it.  I just need the contact the family lawyer and a website company and go.  Scary part is if it'll work.  There are no guarantees in life but I might as well give it a try.  If I can help some people in direct sales and people who do crafts then I wasn't a failure.  So by the end of the week hopefully I'll have both lined up. 

Billy Bob is back

Billy Bob hasn't made an appearance lately.  Sounds like his early life with the teenagers when they were little and they kept losing him.  H really enjoyed his Sushi and Chinese meal that's for sure.

I know more than you think and it's funny

Yes I know more than you think I do. I just don't let on because it's funny hear you talk shit. I'm blonde and I act it. It's an act people. I don't let on because all the fools would take my shit and leave. 

I can't and won't tell all my ideas.  Some I have to keep for myself. Like when the monkeys are in my head eating popcorn and watching movies. I do what I have to do. Only person who's going to look out me and my monkeys is me.