Monday, March 16, 2020

Really hoarding the TP. How much do you poop?

Really people.  Hoarding the toilet paper?  How much do you think is going to come out of your ass if you do contact the Corona Virus.  You realize that it doesn't affect your stomach right.  Unless you drink a bunch of  Corona Beer.  Also, you know that there is a thing called a shower.  Worse case scenario take another shower.  Oh if you have rags you could use that and throw them out after using them.


There is no reason why stores should have to limit quantities.  We are grown ass adults who should have enough common sense to think that there are others that need it too.  Yea sure I could have brought the last 10 bottles of cleaner I found but I didn't because I know there are others that need it.   So I got what I needed and left most of them.


So people start using your heads during this time.  It's not like you use them anyways so for once please think.

Friday, February 28, 2020

I’m 49 and I am on Tik Tok








Yes you read that title right. I am addicted to Tik Tok at the age of 49. It all started last summer to help my cousins daughter out. See she wants to become Tik Tok famous. So I created an account and followed her. I like her videos and I made a few. Then over the past month I made quite a few more and some how I know have a few more followers than her. Who knew that people liked watching me trying to catch chicken nuggets on a Snapchat filter.


Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Another round of Things I’d love to say


So, your back hurts because of your chair.  Well stupid take off the pillow that’s strapped to back of it and that might help.

Why are you asking me if its mine when my name it on it?  Of course, it is, please get your eyes checked.

I like you just fine when you’re not always asking me how to close your browser.

Hey dumbass, use a turn signal and I might let you into traffic. 

Hey kids, the Adults will take over all social media.  Suck it up because we see how much fun Tik Tok really is and want to be all up in your business.

Really you have been having iPad issues every day since we last talked months ago and you just now say something.  Yes, certain things we can see but you have to tell us you are having an issue, since we don’t spy on you all the time.

Yes, I call my sparkly self out on shit before you take this personally.  Because I know you’ll try to sling some shit back at me.  If you do please make sure its fake and full of glitter.

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

How the frick did you not notice the ice maker

Not sure how people cannot notice things.  Especially when they use the item daily.  You get water from the fridge everyday multiple times a day.  How do you not notice the ice option?  Really you are not far from said fridge and you hear something falling and you have to ask we have an ice maker.   Like you don’t hear it any other time.   No, we have a rock maker to go with the water.   If you have only heard/seen it after a month you may need to turn up your hearing aides and get a new pair of glasses.  Of course, I why I am surprised at this I am not sure because the person cannot even fill the paper in the printer.  Even after working in an office for years.  It’s not hard.  Step one get some paper and open pack. Step two open printer tray. Step three put in paper.  Step four close printer tray.  If needed, we can make a YouTube Tutorial on it.  It would of course be a comedy skit.  Because you need some laughter when dealing with stupidity.

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

The holidays and back at work

Now that we survived the holidays, we now must survive a full week back at work.  I really don’t know what the frick is more exhausting.  Getting ready for the holidays or the Monday of the first full week back at work.  I think everybody and their mother forgot how to function over the holidays.  They ask why it’s taking longer for their orders to be delivered.  They then act like they have never been through a holiday season where shipping is affected for a month.  People, this is what happens even a trillion people order of Amazon!  Ok maybe not that many since the animal kingdom doesn’t order from Amazon even though it seems like it.  What you don’t know any cats that own a computer? 

All these days off suck the brain cells out of my brain.  Hard to believe that the stupid people left any.  My time off consisted mostly of binge watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and the Stars Wars movies.  So, while I am answering the phone with may the force be with you and ending with Happy Fall it has helped keep the stupidity at bay.  So needless to say, after the first 2 days back at work I am fully rested. 

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Hey you! Yes you go get these rewards.


We all work hard for out money so why not sign up for some reward programs to earn cash back or points that can be redeemed for gift cards.  I’m sure you already shop at Amazon or Starbucks so why not put your receipts and money to work for you.  Some you don’t do anything other than link your credit card, while others you must claim a reward and then upload a receipt.  None of them take more than a minute or 2 to do.   The longest part is getting the app and setting up the account, which I think took less than 5 minutes.

 

The ones below I use currently.  Some I have already cashed out a reward and others I am still building my points/money to reach the level so I can cash out.  All the apps are free and don’t take away from what your TV shows.  In fact, since I am already playing on my phone it makes sense to upload receipts.

 

So, find one that works for you and have fun. 

 

 

Dosh

 

With Dosh you just link any credit card and enjoying shopping and dining out at places near you.  I have found that not all places near me are part of Dosh but that’s I just go about by normal day and let the cash back build up.

 

This one is slower in getting to the amount I need to cash out but its fine for me since I do other reward programs as well.   I have this one for a few years and haven’t reached the level to cash out.  Lucky there’s no time limit cash out.

 


 

 

Drop

 

With Drop you get points at places like Starbucks, McDonalds, and Bath and Body Works.  I have already cashed out a small reward and have had the account for almost a year and I can cash out for another reward.

 


 

 

Rakuten

 

You get cash back when you shop online.  You just launch the app and go to the company you want to shop and shop away.  I have earned a few bucks already shopping on Amazon.  The good thing is that once you click on Amazon inside the app it will take you to your Amazon app and you will not have to log back into Amazon to each your cash back.  It works the same if you shop on a computer. 

 

I just started using this and I have about $11.31 in my account already and part of that is a welcome bonus. 

 


 

 

GetUpSide

 

With GetUpSide you get money back on your gas purchases.  It ranges anywhere from $.01 to $.10 back per gallon.  That’s on top of whatever rewards the gas station has.  When you need to get gas you launch the app and see what gas stations are near you that has money back.  You claim the offer and get gas.  Once you get your receipt just launch the app again and take a picture and the money ends up in your account.  This one you do have a 4-hour window to fill up and scan the receipt once you claim the offer.

 

Since I have the BP rewards, I am already saving $.05 per gallon and I usually find the BP station on way home, that is giving me $.07 cash back into my account.  How can I pass that up?

 


 

Fetch Rewards

 

With Fetch Rewards you turn your grocery receipts into points so you can redeem them for gift cards.  We all shop so might as put those receipts to good use.  I just started and am close to a small reward.

 

Use my referral code, T4W6H, during signup and you'll get 2,000 Fetch Points ($2.00 in points!) just for starting.

 

Sunday, December 15, 2019

Holiday letter 2019

Well it’s that time of year. All the kids are great. Billy Bob is on Pluto trying to build skateboards so they have something to do up there.  Ursula has decided that being a piece of sand is a much more luxurious job that working on a dirt farm on Antarctica. She pulls the roller skates around for the researchers there.

Skippy the golden retriever is still running his flea grooming business.  He has had an elephant to help out and had expanded to the oceans and the sun. He’s racking is some serious nuts. So much that he’s invested in oil on Pluto.

The twins Agnes snd Augustus are roam space in a tube of toothpaste. They are filming a movie that should be a hit amongst the worms and cats.

As for me I’m just sitting here in amazing that my kids are traveling the world and universe.