Back in the day having your ears pierced once was a big
deal. Then when you had them done twice
you were just cool. I managed to get my
pieced 5 times. Yes, each ear. I was in my 20s when I got my 4th
and 5th and since then those have closed. The next phases were the nose, bellybuttons,
nipples and the private parts. Really
people the private parts. No thank
you. If I am not pushing a baby the size
of a watermelon out of it then I am not piercing it. Not to mention something can get stuck on it
or it will rip the condom and here comes the watermelon shooting out after that
debacle. Then the lips and eyebrows get pierced.
There’s chains hanging from these all
over the body.
Now I’m seeing people getting their ring fingers
pierced. What the fudge?!?! What you don’t want to wear a wedding band so
you don’t get a tan line? Tan lines are
great. What do you have against
them? They haven’t done anything to
you. So wear that ring peeps.
What the fudge we were born with holes why are we adding
hundreds more.
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