I think it’s time, just saying

If you have to apologize for that static on your phone, I think it’s time for a new phone.

If you have to come off of the phone in a call center to organize papers, I think it’s time for a new job.

If you cannot use a turn signal when changing lanes, I think its time to stop driving.

If you keep posting pictures of engagement rings and he’s not getting the hint, I think its time for a new boyfriend.

If you are offended by any of these, I think you need to put your big boy/girl pants on and suck it up.

Suck it up boys and girls it’s summer

Yes boys and girls it’s summer. You know what that means. Hot humid swap ass weather. You don’t like it. Wait 7 months and it’ll be below zero and you’ll be hiring your house down for heat. Maybe you should have kept some of that snow to cool your house. It could have come in handy to fill the pool to go sledding in. What that would be funnier than shit.

Shit Gramps Says

While driving through the 55+ community I live in with my 94 year old grandfather we drive past the community baseball field.  He proceeds to say this is where the old fogies play ball.  They just are not allowed to slide into the bases.  I look at him for a second and go back to driving shaking my head and rolling my eyes.

Then during a car ride we could hear someone’s music from 2 cars behind us. Mind you our windows closed with air on. He says that person will have worse hearing then me when he’s my age.   I sat there thinking ummm gramps you have hearing aids. 

He’s so cute and I know where I get my blonde moments from and he’s not blonde.  He has been keeping busy making crosses that he gives out at church and signs for me to paint/chalk on so I can sell them