Let’s
see, I am standing by a register and the register light is on and I have my
work shirt on and you have to ask if I’m open.
No, I thought I’d stand here and look pretty. Of course I am open. Did you leave your common sense at home in
the bathroom? Maybe it was left years
ago at the zoo with the monkeys. It’s a
little hard to tell since you cannot even tell if a register is open. Heck you
people even wanted to return a light switch with paint on it. Really?
Do I look like I fell off of the tomato boat? Some days it could be debatable but not that
day that’s for sure.
I
wasn’t an angel growing up but I wasn’t a horrible teenager either. Doing the deed in a car. Check.
While the car was moving on a highway.
Check. Those days were the days I
lost my common sense. Either that or I
hadn’t gained any yet. Or it could have been before I learned not to stupid
things. Not sure because years later I
was doing the deed in offices that had been closed for the day. It’s not that I
wanted to get caught or anything but there was some type of thrill to it. Of course both of this incidents could be
just plain stupidity. The jury has been
out on that for years and I think they have been drinking since there hasn’t been
a verdict. Like it matters now it’s been
over for years and no one is talking about it.
At least not that I know about other than this little blip in a blog.
